A collection of clever, funny and bitchy graffiti
Here is a collection of "funny" graffiti. If it's not funny, then it's probably true.
Have you seen some noteworthy graffiti? Please let us know. We'll add it to our list.
HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET
Give me ambiguity or give me something else
My dad says they don't work [Graffiti on condom vending machine]
The writing's on the wall for graffiti
If you feel strongly about graffiti, sign a partition
Pope Innocent is pious, OK
Dyslexia lures, KO
French stevedores rule, au quai
Einstein rules, relatively
In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was ‘Aardvaark'
WANTED, DEAD AND ALIVE: Schrodinger's cat.
Sex Appeal … please give generously
Don't keep putting it off, procrastinate NOW!
Respect my existence ... or expect my resistance. [Protest Sign]
Fight Poverty! Hit a beggar.
Don't vote. The government always gets in.
Written over Urinal: Express lane – five beers or less
Alas poor Yorlik – I knew him backwards
God give me patience ... but HURRY!
Insanity – you know it makes sense
Women who think that size doesn't matter are probably shallow
Dyslexics have more nuf
People who are addicted to brake fluid can stop anytime they want to
Forget health food – I need all the preservatives I can get.
Tequila! Schnapps! Sambuca! I'm calling the shots!
Give peace a ... Aah-aargh!
Metaphors be with you
Eschew Obfuscation Now!
Fulham supporters, kick football out of Racism
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Just say NO to negativity
HOMELESSNESS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.
Start a movement! Eat a prune!
Anyone who supports capital punishment should be shot.
Don't even bother fighting for apathy.
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
Down with categorical imperatives
Draft beer, not people!
Spelling is a lossed art
What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Whenever ...
Paraplegics, stand up for your rights!
For the man who has everything ... penicillin!
Smirkers beware – they've already banned smoking and smacking
PLEASE DO NOT THROW CIGARETTE ENDS INTO THE TOILET. It makes them soggy and hard to light
SOCIOLOGYDEGREES. Help yourself. [Written above the toilet roll in a university toilet]
Graffiti on Condom Vending Machines
Worst chewing gum I ever tasted ... but what bubbles!
Someone somewhere wants a letter from you
Buy me and stop one – buy two and be one jump ahead
Homes for retired semen
Beware retreads
Use a condom on every conceivable occasion
Little Red Riding Hoods (Made in USSR)
Made in Ireland ... so was the Titanic
Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine
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