Murder
The Top 10 Quotations about Murder
As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.
Here are some funny and poignant quotations about murder. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.
- "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
- "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the *lawyers.*beggars.*rich people.*
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.
There are many causes I would die for. There is not a single cause I would *kill for.*laugh at.*not pursue.*
"The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men."
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage
Better the mother of the killer than the mother of the killed.
I feel a spree coming on – either a shopping spree or a murder spree. I haven't decided yet.
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
It's only murder if there's a body; otherwise, it's a missing person.
Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about *after dinner.*with friends.*at Christmas.*
Text the following message to a random phone: The fat one won't fit in the wood chipper. What should I do?
My husband and I never considered divorce ... murder sometimes but never divorce.
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
Every murderer is probably somebody's *old friend.*first child.*arch enemy.*
Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
English law does not permit good persons, as such, to strangle bad persons, as such.
The National Rifle Association says guns don't kill people, people do. But I think the gun helps. Just standing there, going 'bang!' – that's not going to kill too many people.
You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!
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