Go for the win
with a brilliant quotation.
Welcome to FunnyQuotation.com!
Nothing gives your argument a boost like a perfectly chosen quotation. Of course, you could talk louder and for longer to make your point, but when a respected thinker appears to agree with you, suddenly your opinion has reinforcements.
A huge library of
quotations and witticisms.
Not all our quotations are funny. Many are thought-provoking or inspirational. The key point is that quotations and other accepted wisdoms can really help you defeat a foe, inspire a loved one or explain a complex point.
Explain better • Inspire moreBe brilliant!
There are a couple of ads, and that's how I fund the site. (There are no ads in the content. None. Not one.)
Here's our top 10 list.
Can you think of someone who might benefit from a shot of wisdom? Mr. "Conspiracy"? Your friend? Your child? Your friend's child?
"Just because something is on Facebook doesn't necessarily mean it's true."
"I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"Well done is better than well said."
"I am not young enough to know everything."
"I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."
"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration."
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."
Take our quotations test.
Do you know a lot of quotations? Can you tell who probably said a quotation based on its style and content? Well, let's see!
- This test has questions.
- A correct answer is worth 5 points.
- You can get up to 5 bonus points for a speedy answer.
- Some questions demand more than one answer. You must get every part right.
- Beware! Wrong answers score 0 points.
- 🏆 If you beat one of the top 3 scores, you will be invited to apply for the Hall of Fame.
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