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Quotations are gems! Nothing gives your argument more credibility than a supportive quotation. If you weave the right quotation – especially from a respected source – into your writing or conversation, it will provide evidence or authority for your point of view.

However, some finesse is required. Pick your quotations carefully, ensure they nail your point, and don't use them so liberally that your own voice is lost.

We have tens of thousands of quotations, which are grouped by theme and by author. And, there's a handy search bar on every page. Every quotation on funnyQuotation.com can be copied, shared, or converted to a "social media"-ready image with just one click. So, we've got your back.

Here's Our Top 10

If you're using a quotation in banter (a fun contest of words), don't forget to add #FuQ!

"Just because something is on Facebook doesn't necessarily mean it's true." William Shakespeare (English dramatist, 1564-1616)

An Artificial Intelligence (AI) image of William Shakespeare in the style of Claude Monet

"The pen is mightier than the sword...especially if you're really good at borrowing other people's pens." Anon

An Artificial Intelligence (AI) image of Anonymous in the style of Claud Monet

"I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right." Anon

An Artificial Intelligence (AI) image of Anonymous in the style of Salvador Dali

"I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge." Spike Milligan (Irish comedian, 1918-2002)

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

AI image of Oscar Wilde in the style of Claude Monet

"I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

An Artificial Intelligence (AI) image of Oscar Wilde in the style of Salvador Dali

"My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain." W. H. Auden (English poet, 1907-73)

An Artificial Intelligence (AI) image of W H Auden in the style of Claude Monet

"Economists have predicted nine of the last five recessions." Paul Samuelson (American economist, 1915-2009)

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." Rodney Dangerfield (American comedian, 1921-2004)

"I am not young enough to know everything." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

An Artificial Intelligence (AI) image of Oscar Wilde in the style of Claude Monet

"Last tag." Richard B. Mellon (American banker, 1858-1933) said this on his deathbed to his brother Andrew, with whom he played a game of tag that lasted seven decades.

"I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you." Anon

An Artificial Intelligence (AI) image of Anonymous in the style of Claud Monet

Quotations Test

Do you know a lot of quotations? Can you tell who probably said a quotation based on its style and content? Well, let's see!
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  • This test has questions.
  • A correct answer is worth 5 points.
  • You can get up to 5 bonus points for a speedy answer.
  • Some questions demand more than one answer. You must get every part right.
  • Beware! Wrong answers score 0 points.
  • 🏆 If you beat one of the top 3 scores, you will be invited to apply for the Hall of Fame.
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