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Top 10 Groucho Marx Quotations

top 10 quotations by Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx (1890–1977) was an American comedian, actor, and one of the most prominent members of the legendary Marx Brothers comedy team. With his distinctive waggling eyebrows, cigar, and quick-witted humor, Groucho became an icon of comedy during the early 20th century. He starred in vaudeville, radio, film, and television, leaving an indelible mark on the world of entertainment. Known for his sharp wit, playful wordplay, and satirical commentary, Groucho Marx's comedic legacy continues to influence comedians and entertainers to this day.

Groucho Marx's witty one-liners and comedic observations showcase his unique perspective on life, relationships, and the absurdities of the world. His humor remains a timeless source of laughter and a reminder of the power of clever wordplay in the realm of comedy.

"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book." Groucho Marx

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." Groucho Marx

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." Groucho Marx

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." Groucho Marx

"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." Groucho Marx

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx

"Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?" Groucho Marx

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." Groucho Marx

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