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Funny Quotations about Canada

quotations about Canada

Canada is the second-largest country in the world, stretching from the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean and spanning six time zones. From the majestic Rocky Mountains and pristine lakes to vibrant cities and charming small towns, Canada offers a wealth of natural beauty and cultural experiences. Canadians embrace their reputation for politeness, inclusivity, and love for hockey, maple syrup, and Tim Hortons. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of Canada, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, quirky, and sometimes hilarious aspects of this beloved nation. So, grab a toque, pour yourself a double-double, and join us as we embark on a journey filled with laughter and Canadian charm.

Get ready to chuckle as we present a compilation of funny quotations about Canada. From the land of politeness, hockey, and poutine, Canada offers a wealth of humor and quirks to explore. From witty remarks on the unpredictable weather to humorous reflections on Canadian stereotypes and cultural nuances, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of Canada.

"Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party." Robin Williams (American actor, 1952-)

"There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank." Douglas Coupland (novelist, 1961-)

"Canada is the greatest nation in this country." Allan A. Lamport (mayor of Toronto, 1903-1999)

"The huge advantage of Canada is its backwardness." Marshall McLuhan (Canadian communications scholar, 1911-80)

"I'm on The Eh Team." Anon

"We're strong believers in peacekeeping...except on the ice." Anon

"In Canada, it's beer, hockey, and then everything else." Edge (musician, 1961-)

"Real Canada is where people wear sweaters for survival, not style." Mark Leiren-Young (Canadian playwright, 1962-)

"I always beleaf in you, Canada." Anon

"I'm Canadian. What's your superpower?" Anon

"I just found out Canada isn’t real – turns out it was all mapleleaf." Anon

"Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women." Richard Benner (American film director, 1943-1990)

Canadian: "Somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe." Pierre Berton (Canadian writer, 1920-2004)

Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well-informed about the United States. John Bartlet Brebner (Canadian historian, 1895-1957)

"I don't even know what street Canada is on." Al Capone (American gangster, 1899-1947)

"The Arctic? That's ours – lock, stock and iceberg." Brian Mulroney (Canadian Conservative statesman, 1939-)

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