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Funny Quotations about Hollywood

quotations about Hollywood

Hollywood, often synonymous with the American film industry, represents the epitome of glamour, creativity, and blockbuster entertainment. It is a place where actors, directors, and artists from all walks of life converge to create cinematic masterpieces and shape popular culture. In this compilation, we delve into the glitz and glamour of Hollywood, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, quirky, and sometimes absurd aspects of the film industry. So, grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready to be entertained as we shine a spotlight on the lighter side of Hollywood.

Lights, camera, laughter! In this collection, we bring you a compilation of funny quotations about Hollywood. Behind the red carpet events, the award shows, and the paparazzi flashbulbs, there's a world of amusing stories, behind-the-scenes mishaps, and witty observations that offer a lighthearted glimpse into the workings of the film industry. From comical tales of auditions and film sets to humorous insights into celebrity culture and the quirks of Hollywood fame, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of Tinseltown

"Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat." Wilson Mizner (American dramatist, 1876-1933)

"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, He owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology." Jay Leno (American comedian, 1950-)

"Hollywood: They know only one word of more than one syllable here, and that is fillum." Louis Sherwin (British writer, 1882-1978)

"I love Los Angeles, and I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." Andy Warhol (American artist, 1927-87)

"How did I get to Hollywood? By train." John Ford (American film director, 1895-1973)

"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars." Fred Allen (American humorist, 1894-1956)

"Hollywood is the only place in the world where an amicable divorce means each one gets 50 per cent of the publicity." Lauren Bacall (American actress, 1924-)

"Hollywood is bounded on the north, south, east, and west by agents." William Fadiman (American film producer, 1909-99)

"Working in Hollywood does give one a certain expertise in the field of prostitution." Jane Fonda (American actress, 1937-)

"The only place you can wake up in the morning and hear the birds coughing in the trees." Joe Frisco (American vaudeville artiste, 1889-1958)

"Hollywood is strange when you're in trouble. Everyone is afraid it's contagious." Judy Garland (American actress, 1922-69)

"Being a writer in Hollywood is like going into Hitler's Eagle's Nest with a great idea for a bar-mitzvah." David Mamet (American dramatist and director, 1947-)

"Gandhi was everything the voting members of the Academy would like to be: moral, tanned and thin." Joe Morgenstern (American film critic, 1932-)

"There was the actor who put in his will that he wanted to be cremated and ten per cent of his ashes thrown in his agent's face." Harry Richman (American entertainer, 1895-1972)

"I'm an actor, not a star. Stars are people who live in Hollywood and have heart-shaped swimming pools." Al Pacino (American actor, 1940-)

"Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood." Billy Wilder (American screenwriter and director, 1906-2002)

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