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Quotations about Wales


Wales, a land of rolling hills, rugged coastlines, and captivating history. It's a country known for its beautiful landscapes, ancient castles, unique language, and a mythical red dragon on its flag. But beneath its poetic landscapes and rich heritage, there lies a good-humored charm that's as captivating as the country itself.

In this collection, we've compiled a series of hilarious quotations about Wales, offering a light-hearted perspective on this enchanting Celtic nation. From playful observations about its famously challenging place names (we're looking at you, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch) to humorous takes on its vibrant culture and traditions, these quotes encapsulate the fun and wit that's as intrinsic to Wales as its majestic mountains and valleys. So grab a welsh cake, put your feet up, and prepare to laugh your way through the delightful world of Wales, one quotation at a time!

quotations about wales

"Wales is the land of my fathers. And my fathers can have it." Dylan Thomas (Welsh poet, 1914-53)

The Welsh are all actors. It's only the bad ones who become *politicians.*drunkards.*rugby players.* Richard Burton (Welsh actor, 1925-1984)

"In Wales, singing and storytelling are as important as breathing and eating." Catherine Zeta-Jones (Welsh actress, 1969-)

"I love the Welsh. They are my favorite kind of people. They have a good sense of humor, they sing, they dance, and they make great cakes." Tom Jones (Welsh pop singer, 1940-)

Wales is like a sandwich. It's got two sides and a lot of *cheese.*butter.*filling.* Rhys Ifans (Welsh actor, 1967-)

"The Welsh language is a beautiful thing. It sounds like two cats fighting in a bag." Peter Sellers (English actor and comedian, 1925-1980)

"I love the Welsh accent. It's like being hugged by a sheep." Dawn French (British comedy actress, 1957-)

"Wales is a land of myth and legend, where dragons roam and sheep have a sense of humor." Anon

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"The Welsh are known for their love of music, poetry, and *rugby.*sheep.*cakes.* Sometimes all at the same time." Anon

"In Wales, you're never more than five minutes away from a castle, a dragon, or a choir." Anon

"The Welsh language is so beautiful. It's like hearing angels speaking with a lisp." Anon

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"The Welsh are a bit like hobbits. They love their home comforts and their ale, and they're not too keen on adventure." Anon

"The Welsh are great singers. They can sing in the shower, in the car, and even in their sleep." Anon

"In Wales, the only thing more important than rugby is the weather." Anon

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"The Welsh are a proud people. They're proud of their language, their culture, and their sheep." Anon

Wales is a small country with a big heart. It's like a giant cuddly teddy bear, but with more *hills.*cakes.*fur.* Anon

"The Welsh are a friendly bunch. They'll welcome you with open arms, a cup of tea, and a slice of bara brith." Anon

The Welsh are like the Irish, but with better singing voices and worse *weather.*rugby players.*beer.* Anon

"The Welsh are the only people who can make the word 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch' sound easy." Anon

"I am Anglo Welsh. My grandparents were Anglo Welsh. My parents were Anglo Welsh; indeed my parents burned down their own cottage." Gyles Brandreth (English writer and broadcaster, 1948-)

"The land of my fathers. My fathers can have it." Dylan Thomas (Welsh poet, 1914-53)

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