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Quotations about Advice


Advice provides a compass to navigate life's challenges, make informed decisions, and seek personal growth. Advice, often born from experience and shared with care, can be a valuable source of support, inspiration, and perspective. It encompasses a wide range of topics, from relationships and career choices to personal development and well-being. In this compilation, we explore the power of advice by presenting a collection of thoughtful and sometimes humorous quotations that offer insights, encouragement, and a touch of wit. So, open your mind, embrace the wisdom of others, and get ready to embark on a journey of guidance and inspiration.

Laughter is a powerful companion on the path of wisdom, and in this collection, we bring you a compilation of funny quotations about advice. While advice is often shared with the best intentions, there are moments of wit, irony, and playful observation that arise when contemplating the pearls of wisdom offered by others. From humorous remarks on the challenges of following advice to witty observations on the unexpected outcomes of well-meaning guidance, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the art of giving and receiving advice.

quotations about advice

"Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it." Benjamin Franklin (Founding Father of US, 1706-1790)

An Artificial Intelligence (AI) image of Benjamin Franklin in the style of Vincent van Gogh

"Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it." Harper Lee (author, 1926-2016)

"When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice." Saul Bellow (writer, 1915-2005)

"I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself." Oscar Wilde (playwright, 1854-1900)

"Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it." Agatha Christie (author, 1890-1976)

"It takes a great man to give sound advice tactfully, but a greater to accept it graciously." Logan Pearsall Smith (essayist and critic, 1865-1946)

It's not who you know, it's *how you use them.*what you know.*all luck.* Ed Arriens (British television producer, 1977-)

"Be yourself. That's the worst advice you could give an impressionist." Rory Bremner (British impressionist and comedian, 1961-)

"She generally gave herself very good advice, though she very seldom followed it." Lewis Carroll (English writer, 1832-98)

"Start every day with a smile and get it over with." W. C. Fields (American humorist, 1880-1946)

"Always buy a good pair of shoes and a good bed. If you're not in one you're in the other." Gloria Hunniford (British broadcaster, 1941-) talking about advice from her mother.

"It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office." Shirley MacLaine (American actress, 1934-)

"When in doubt buy shoes." Marcelle D'Argy Smith British journalist

"Dr Ruth says we women should tell our lovers how to make love to us. My boyfriend goes nuts if I tell him how to drive." Pam Stone (American comedian, 1959-)

"Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it." Harry S. Truman (American Democratic statesman, 1884-1972)

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