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Funny Quotations about Age and Ageing

quotations about age and ageing

Welcome to the grandest showcase of witty wisdom, where we celebrate the marvelous journey of age and ageing with a side-splitting symphony of laughter! Life is like a rollercoaster, and ageing is its thrilling twist, turn, and loop-de-loop that leaves us gripping our armrests while simultaneously clutching our sides with uncontrollable laughter.

In this delightful collection of uproarious quotations, we'll explore the hilarious facets of growing older, where wisdom meets wrinkles and experience flirts shamelessly with forgetfulness. So grab a seat, adjust your spectacles (if you can find them), and prepare to embark on a joyous adventure through the comical maze of age, where every punchline is seasoned with the perfect blend of maturity and mischief.

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age." Victor Hugo (French writer, 1802-1885)

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." Lucille Ball (American actress, 1911-1989)

"Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." Pope John XXIII (1881-1963)

"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity." Tom Stoppard (playwright, 1937-)

"I said to my husband, my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs. He said, 'Blue goes with everything'." Joan Rivers (American comedienne, 1933-)

"Once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Charles Monroe Schulz (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)

"Pushing forty? She's clinging on to it for dear life." Anonymous actress discussing another

"The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to the ages of other women." Diane de Poitiers (French mistress of Henri II, 1499-1566)

"Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell the same story to the same person three or four times." William Feather (American writer, 1889-1981)

"When I wake up in the morning, I don't feel anything until noon, and then it's time for my nap." Bob Hope (American comedian, 1903-2003)

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." Bob Hope (American comedian, 1903-2003)

"A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer." Mignon McLaughlin (American writer, 1913-83)

"When you've reached a certain age and think that a face-lift or a trendy way of dressing will make you feel twenty years younger, remember nothing can fool a flight of stairs." Denis Norden (English humorist, 1922-)

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Leroy ('Satchel') Paige 1906-82 American baseball player

"One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

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