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Quotations about Beauty


Beauty is a concept that has fascinated humans for centuries, inspiring art, poetry, and philosophical contemplation. It transcends cultural boundaries and manifests in various forms, from the breathtaking landscapes of nature to the exquisite craftsmanship of artistic creations. Beauty encompasses not only physical appearances but also the sublime qualities that stir our emotions and ignite our senses. In this compilation, we explore the multifaceted aspects of beauty, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, paradoxical, and sometimes unexpected facets of this captivating concept. So, let your eyes behold the laughter, open your heart to amusement, and let's embark on a journey to explore the lighter side of beauty.

Prepare to see beauty through the lens of laughter as we present a compilation of funny quotations about beauty. While beauty is often regarded as a serious and profound subject, there are moments of levity, irony, and self-deprecating humor that arise when contemplating our notions of attractiveness, elegance, and aesthetics. From witty observations on the absurdity of beauty standards to humorous reflections on the quirks of personal grooming, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of beauty.

quotations about beauty

"It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa and it runs out fast." Julie Burchill (English journalist and writer, 1960-)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder – unless the beholder *has bad taste.*is you.*is pig ugly.* Anon

"I'm not beautiful, I'm a work of art – sometimes misunderstood, but always appreciated." Anon

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want – an adorable *pancreas?*dog?*house?* Jean Kerr (American writer, 1923-2003)

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone." Dorothy Parker (American critic and humorist, 1893-1967)

Beauty is only a light *switch*year*touch* away." Tom Wolfe (American author, 1930-2018)

"Beauty is power; a smile is its sword." Charles Reade (British novelist, 1814-1884)

"I never met a beauty queen I didn't like – they're like stick figures come to life." Robert Breault (American operatic tenor, 1963-)

"Beauty is a curse – it's like being born with a *target*monkey*rucksack* on your back." Anon

"Beauty is like a flower – it withers and dies, but you can always plant new seeds." Anon

"Beauty is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get." Anon (a wordplay on Forrest Gump)

"Beauty is like a *credit card*windmill*loan* – it can get you a lot of things, but you'll eventually have to pay for it." Anon

"Beauty is like a fine wine – it gets better with age, but too much of it can give you a headache." Anon

Beauty is like a fart – if you have to force it, it's probably *crap.*fake.*not for you.* Anon

"Every woman who is not absolutely ugly thinks herself handsome." Lord Chesterfield (English writer and politician, 1694-1773)

"Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya." Miranda Hart (English comedian, 1972-)

"A beautiful young lady is an act of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art." Louis Nizer (British- born American lawyer, 1902-94)

"I always say beauty is only *sin*6 inches*skin* deep." Saki (Scottish writer, 1870-1916)

"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

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