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Funny Quotations about Boxing

quotations about boxing

Boxing is a combat sport that dates back centuries, known for its intense physicality and the strategic art of pugilism. It is a sport that tests both the mental and physical prowess of its participants, requiring discipline, agility, and a relentless fighting spirit. From heavyweight championship bouts to the heart-pounding drama of underdog victories, boxing has captured the imaginations of fans around the world. In this compilation, we delve into the lighter side of boxing, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, quirky, and sometimes comical aspects of this exhilarating sport. So, lace up your gloves, step into the ring, and let's explore the humorous side of boxing together.

Get ready to throw some punches of laughter as we present a compilation of funny quotations about boxing. While boxing is a sport that embodies courage, determination, and fierce competition, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of pugilism. From witty remarks on the colorful characters in the boxing world to humorous reflections on the bruises and banter that come with the sport, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of boxing.

"If you even dream of beating me, you'd better wake up and apologize." Muhammad Ali (American boxer, 1941-)

"We're all endowed with God-given talents. Mine happens to be hitting people in the head." Sugar Ray Leonard (American boxer, 1956-)

"To me, boxing is like a ballet – except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." Jack Handy (American humorist, 1949-)

"The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters." George Foreman (American boxer, 1948-)

"Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing – but none of them really that serious." Alan Minter (British boxer, 1951-2020)

"I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round." Muhammad Ali (American boxer, 1941-)

"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." Jack Dempsey (American boxer, 1895-1983)

"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." Muhammad Ali (American boxer, 1942-)

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." Emo Philips (American comedian, 1956-)

"When you are as great as I am it is hard to be humble." Muhammad Ali (American boxer, 1942-)

"And I love kick boxing. It's a lot of fun. It gives you a lot of confidence when you can kick somebody in the head." Alicia Keys (American singer, 1981-)

"I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over – like the Kennedys down in Washington." Muhammad Ali (American boxer, 1942-)

"Boxing is show-business with blood." David Belasco (American theatrical producer, 1853-1931)

"Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body." Jack Dempsey (American boxer, 1895-1983)

"I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet." George Foreman (American boxer, 1948-)

"In boxing, the right cross-counter is distinctly one of those things it is more blessed to give than to receive." P. G. Wodehouse (English-born writer, 1881-1975)

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