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Funny Quotations about Business

quotations about business

Business is a fundamental force that shapes industries, creates jobs, and fuels progress. From startups and small enterprises to multinational corporations, the business landscape is diverse and ever-evolving. It requires vision, adaptability, and a keen understanding of market dynamics. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of business, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, quirky, and sometimes absurd aspects of the corporate world. So, put on your entrepreneurial hat, embrace the laughter, and let's navigate the whimsical world of business together.

Get ready to laugh as we present a compilation of funny quotations about business. While business is often associated with seriousness and ambition, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of entrepreneurship and corporate endeavors. From witty remarks on the challenges of decision-making to humorous reflections on office politics and the pursuit of success, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of the business world.

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on." Sam Goldwyn (American film producer, 1882-1974)

"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of an extensive LinkedIn network." Anon

"I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man." Jay-Z (American rapper, 1969-)

The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to *the patient.*me.*bankers.* Warren Buffet (American businessman, 1930-)

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." Jackie Mason (American comedian, 1931-)

The only place where success comes before work is in *the dictionary.*fairyland.*the military.* Vidal Sassoon (British businessman, 1928-)

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." Anon

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." Peter Drucker (Austrian-American author,1909-2005)

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." Franklin P. Jones (American businessman, 1887-1929)

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." Douglas Adams (English science fiction writer, 1952-2001)

The road to success is always *under construction.*too long.*around the corner.* Lily Tomlin (American comedienne and actress, 1939-)

"Focus groups are people who are selected on the basis of their inexplicable free time and their common love of free sandwiches." Scott Adams (American cartoonist, 1957-)

"Early to bed, early to rise, never get tight, and – advertise." Anon (on how to succeed)

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers." Daniel Boorstin (American historian, 1914-2004)

"My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry." Bill Bryson (American travel writer, 1951-)

"Price is what you pay. *Value*Garbage*The Earth* is what you get." Warren Buffet (American businessman, 1930-)

"Rule No 1: never lose money. Rule No 2: never forget rule No 1." Warren Buffet (American businessman, 1930-)

"I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will." Warren Buffet (American businessman, 1930-)

"Some accountants are comedians, but comedians are never accountants." George Carman (English lawyer, 1929-2001) about Ken Dodd following his charge of tax evasion

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." John Cleese (English actor, 1939-)

"Accountants are the witch-doctors of the modern world and willing to turn their hands to any kind of magic." Charles Harman (English judge, 1894-1970)

"The last stage of fitting the product to the market is fitting the market to the product." Clive James (Australian critic and writer, 1939-)

"The longer the title, the less important the job." George McGovern (American Democratic politician, 1922-2012)

"Running a company on market research is like driving while looking in the rear-view mirror." Anita Roddick (English businesswoman, 1942-2007)

"Insider trading? Stealing too fast." Calvin Trillin (American journalist and writer, 1935-)

"It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours." Harry S. Truman (American Democratic statesman, 1884-1972)

"Nothing is *illegal*unachievable*interesting* if one hundred well-placed business men decide to do it." Andrew Young (American politician, 1932-)

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