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Quotations about Character


Character refers to the moral, ethical, and emotional qualities that define a person's individuality and guide their actions. It encompasses traits such as honesty, courage, compassion, and integrity, and plays a significant role in shaping relationships, decision-making, and personal growth. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of character, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, ironic, and sometimes unexpected aspects of human nature. So, prepare to embrace the laughter, reflect on the quirks of character, and embark on a journey filled with humor and self-discovery.

Get ready to laugh as we present a compilation of funny quotations about character. While character is often associated with virtues and the depth of human nature, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the whimsical aspects of our personalities. From witty remarks on the quirks of different character types to humorous reflections on the idiosyncrasies of human behaviour, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the comical and sometimes absurd aspects of character.

quotations about character

"A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't." Anon

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"When people are on their best behaviour they aren't always at their best." Alan Bennett (English dramatist and actor, 1934-)

I'm not lazy. I'm just conserving my energy for *a more important task later.*a while.*dinner.* Garfield (the cartoon cat)

"I'm not sure what my spirit animal is, but I'm pretty sure it has a drinking problem." Ellen DeGeneres (American comedian and actress, 1958-)

"I'm not messy. I'm just creatively organized." Anon

"I'm not argumentative. I just know I'm right." Anon

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I'm not short. I'm *just concentrated awesome.*under-tall.*quite tolerant.* Anon

"I'm not opinionated. I'm just always right." Anon

"I'm not weird. I'm just limited edition." Anon

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"I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas." Anon

"I have a character defect: I am totally impatient." Ivana Trump (Czech former wife of Donald Trump, 1949-)

"I'm not sure I can trust a person who doesn't like dogs, but I'll trust a dog who doesn't like a person." Bill Murray (American actor, 1950-)

"I'm a firm believer in the power of character, and by character, I mean bribery." David Letterman (American television host, 1947-)

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. Except when it comes to my personal life, then I have no luck at all." Ellen DeGeneres (American comedian and actress, 1958-)

I am a slow walker, but I never walk *back.*bent over.*anywhere.* Abraham Lincoln (American statesman, 1809-65)

"I am not young enough to know everything." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

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"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I'm saying." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

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I'm not shy. I'm just quietly *confident.*ignoring you.*pondering.* Anon

"I'm not impatient. I just don't have time for things that don't matter." Anon

"I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person." Anon

"I'm not forgetful. I'm just too busy living in the moment." Anon

"I'm not a control freak. I'm a control enthusiast." Anon

I'm not high maintenance. I'm just low tolerance for *nonsense.*you.*my husband.* Anon

"I'm not a perfectionist. I'm just always striving for excellence." Anon

"I'm not easily offended. I'm just easily annoyed." Anon

"I'm not a pessimist. I'm just a realist with experience." Anon

"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities." Charles Bukowski (German-born American writer, 1920-94)

"I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to the end of my *personality.*story.*tether.* Quentin Crisp (English writer, 1908-99) ending an interview

"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." Alex Hamilton (British writer and broadcaster, 1936-)

"He wanted to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral." Alice Roosevelt Longworth (American socialite, 1884-1980) talking about her father Theodore Roosevelt

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans." Ronald Reagan (American Republican statesman, 1911-2004)

"A man does not have to be an angel in order to be a saint." Albert Schweitzer (Franco-German missionary, 1875-1965)

"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain (American writer, 1835-1910)

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