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Quotations about Choice


Choice is an intrinsic aspect of the human experience, offering us the freedom to make decisions, shape our identities, and navigate through a world of possibilities. Whether it's the choices we make in our careers, relationships, or daily routines, every decision carries the potential to influence our lives in profound ways. The beauty of choice lies in its diversity and the multitude of options that lay before us, each offering its own set of consequences and rewards. In this compilation, we delve into the lighter side of choice, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, whimsical, and sometimes perplexing aspects of decision-making. So, embrace the laughter, trust your instincts, and let's embark on a journey filled with humor and the infinite possibilities that choice brings.

Get ready to laugh as we present a compilation of funny quotations about choice. While choice is a fundamental part of the human experience, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of decision-making. From witty remarks on the complexities of choosing from endless options to humorous reflections on the consequences of our choices, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of choice.

quotations about choice

"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take." Anon

When in doubt, choose *change.*chocolate.*life.* Lily Leung (Hong Kong actress, 1929-2019)

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." Yogi Berra (American baseball player, 1925-2015)

"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing." Alice Roosevelt Longworth (American daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, 1884-1980)

"The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks." Mark Zuckerberg (American business magnate, 1984-)

"The hardest thing in life is to know which *bridge to cross*tree to climb*language to study* and which to burn." David Russell (American filmmaker, 1958-)

"The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead." Dan Brown (American author, 1964-)

Choice, not chance, determines *destiny.*your health.*your children.* Aristotle Onassis (Greek shipping magnate and international businessman, 1906-75)

"Our choices determine our destiny." Brandon Burchard (American author, 1977-)

"In the end, we are our choices." Jeff Bezos (American entrepreneur, 1964-)

When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that in itself is *a choice.*boring.*annoying.* William James (American philosopher, 1842-1910)

"The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose." Thornton Wilder (American novelist and dramatist, 1897-1975)

"Choice is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved." William Jennings Bryan (American politican, 1860-1925)

"Every decision you make is a choice between a grievance and a miracle." Anon

"You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change." Anon

"Some people choose their careers. Some people fall into their careers. And some people have their careers thrust upon them. I'm still waiting for mine to come in the mail." Ellen DeGeneres (American comedian and actress, 1958-)

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because *I hate plants.*it annoys people.*it's cheaper.* A. Whitney Brown (American comedian, 1952-)

"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure." Anon

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." Lily Tomlin (American comedienne and actress, 1939-)

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly." Woody Allen (American film director, writer, and actor, 1935-)

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