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Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Comebacks

As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.

Here are some funny and poignant quotations about comebacks. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.

  • "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
  • "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
If you are looking to make a fuller speech about comebacks, then below this selection of quotations are three funny themes and three serious themes on the topic of comebacks that might help trigger some ideas for your speech or text.
quotations about comebacks

"I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you." Anon

"I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you." Anon

"If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!"
"And if I were your husband, I would drink it." Winston Churchill (British Conservative statesman, 1874-1965)

"It's hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence." Anon

"Thank God, I don't have to act with you any more."
"I didn't know you ever had, darling." John Barrymore (American actor, 1882-1942)

"I can see your tits from here."
"Well, when I sell you to Crewe, you won't be able to see from there." Karren Brady (MD of Birmingham City Football Club, 1969-)

"Hey, you have something on your chin. No, the 3rd one down." Anon

"Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them." Anon

"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go." Anon

"Too bad you can't Photoshop your personality." Anon

"You're not stupid! You just have bad luck when you're thinking." Anon

"What doesn't kill you, disappoints me." Anon

"I am returning your nose. I found it in my business." Anon

"Winston, you're drunk."
"Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober." Winston Churchill (British Conservative statesman, 1874-1965)

"Which husband was the best lover?"
"Yours." Joan Collins (British actress, 1933-)

"I was mistaken for a prostitute once in the last war. When a GI asked me what I charged, I said, 'Well, dear, what do your mother and sisters normally ask for?'" Thora Hird (English actress, 1911-2003)

"At the time, my client was as drunk as a judge."
  Judge: "Mr Smith, I think you'll find the phrase is 'as drunk as a lord'."
"As your Lordship pleases." F. E. Smith (British Conservative politician and lawyer, 1872-1930)

Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Comebacks

Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to comebacks. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.

Funny Themes:

  1. Witty Retorts: The Funniest Comebacks in History
    • Share amusing stories and examples of the wittiest and funniest comebacks ever recorded, highlighting the quick thinking and sharp humor involved.
  2. Everyday Comebacks: Hilarious Responses to Common Situations
    • Highlight funny and clever comebacks people have used in everyday situations, from office banter to friendly teasing.
  3. Kids' Comebacks: The Unexpected Wit of Children
    • Explore the humorous and often surprisingly clever comebacks from children, showcasing their innocent yet sharp responses to adults.

Serious Themes:

  1. The Art of the Comeback: Mastering the Quick Response
    • Discuss the skill and timing required to deliver an effective comeback, emphasizing the importance of wit and confidence in communication.
  2. Comebacks in Adversity: Stories of Resilience and Triumph
    • Address inspiring stories of individuals and groups who made remarkable comebacks from difficult situations, showcasing resilience and determination.
  3. Historical Comebacks: Turning Points in History
    • Explore significant historical comebacks where individuals, nations, or movements overcame setbacks to achieve success, changing the course of history.

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