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Funny Quotations about Comebacks

quotations about comebacks

Comebacks are the verbal retorts and responses that allow us to stand our ground, outsmart others, and deliver a satisfying punchline. Whether it's a snappy comeback to a teasing remark or a witty response to a challenging situation, comebacks showcase our ability to think on our feet and turn the tables with a clever twist of words. In this compilation, we delve into the lighter side of comebacks, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, sharp, and sometimes unexpected nature of these verbal jousts. So, prepare to embrace the laughter, sharpen your wit, and join us on a journey filled with humorous comebacks and clever banter.

Get ready to laugh as we present a compilation of funny quotations about comebacks. While comebacks are often associated with quick thinking and clever wordplay, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of verbal sparring. From witty remarks on the art of comebacks to humorous reflections on the unexpected retorts that catch us off guard, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of comebacks.

"I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you." Anon

"I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you." Anon

"If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!"
"And if I were your husband, I would drink it." Winston Churchill (British Conservative statesman, 1874-1965)

"It's hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence." Anon

"Thank God, I don't have to act with you any more."
"I didn't know you ever had, darling." John Barrymore (American actor, 1882-1942)

"I can see your tits from here."
"Well, when I sell you to Crewe, you won't be able to see from there." Karren Brady (MD of Birmingham City Football Club, 1969-)

"Hey, you have something on your chin. No, the 3rd one down." Anon

"Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them." Anon

"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go." Anon

"Too bad you can't Photoshop your personality." Anon

"You're not stupid! You just have bad luck when you're thinking." Anon

"What doesn't kill you, disappoints me." Anon

"I am returning your nose. I found it in my business." Anon

"Winston, you're drunk."
"Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober." Winston Churchill (British Conservative statesman, 1874-1965)

"Which husband was the best lover?"
"Yours." Joan Collins (British actress, 1933-)

"I was mistaken for a prostitute once in the last war. When a GI asked me what I charged, I said, 'Well, dear, what do your mother and sisters normally ask for?'" Thora Hird (English actress, 1911-2003)

"At the time, my client was as drunk as a judge."
  Judge: "Mr Smith, I think you'll find the phrase is 'as drunk as a lord'."
"As your Lordship pleases." F. E. Smith (British Conservative politician and lawyer, 1872-1930)

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