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Funny Quotations about Computers and the Internet

quotations about computers and internet

Computers and the internet have transformed our world, enabling us to access information, connect with others across the globe, and accomplish tasks with unprecedented ease and efficiency. From the advent of personal computers to the rise of smartphones and the vast virtual landscape of the internet, technology has become an integral part of our daily lives. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of computers and the internet, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, quirky, and sometimes perplexing aspects of our digital age. So, power on your devices, embrace the laughter, and let's embark on a journey filled with humor and the wonders of technology.

Get ready to LOL as we present a compilation of funny quotations about computers and the internet. While computers and the internet have revolutionized our world, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of technology. From witty remarks on the quirks of software glitches to humorous reflections on the addictive nature of social media, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of our digital age.

"The email of the species is deadlier than the mail." Stephen Fry (English actor and writer, 1957-)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at *kick boxing.*draughts.*poker.* Emo Philips (Comedian, 1956-)

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no *mercy.*humor.*life.* Joseph Campbell (American writer, 1904-87)

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are *FBI agents.*children.*stalked.* Anon

If at first, you don't succeed, *call it version 1.0.*give up.*try, try again.* Anon

"I'm not sure if I'm addicted to the internet or just allergic to the real world." Anon

"There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't." Anon

There's no place like *127.0.0.1.*127.0.0.2.*127.0.0.3.* Anon

"Hardware: the part of the computer that you can kick." Anon

Treeware: *paper.*the printer.*internet users.* Anon

"My computer is so slow it's like it's in dial-up mode...even though it's not." Anon

"The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form, www, takes three times longer to say than what it's short for." Douglas Adams (English science-fiction writer, 1952-2001)

"To err is human but to really foul things up requires a computer." Anon

"Now, Mr Babbage, there is only one thing that I want to know. If you put the question in wrong, will the answer come out right?" Anon

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." Rick Cook (American fantasy writer, 1944-)

"You can't retrieve your life (unless you're on Wikipedia, in which case you can retrieve an inaccurate version of it)." Nora Ephron (American screenwriter, 1941-2012)

Computer says 'No.'" David Walliams (British comedian, 1971-) as Carol

They are useless. They can only give you *answers.*herpes.*nonsense.* Pablo Picasso (Spanish painter, 1881-1973) about computers

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila." Anon

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." Andy Rooney (American broadcaster, 1919-2011)

"Conjunctivitus.com. Now, there's a site for *sore eyes.*doctors.*the elderly.* Tim Vine (English comedian, 1967-)

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." Robert Wilensky (American academic, 1951-)

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