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Funny Quotations about Dating

quotations about dating

Dating is a journey of getting to know someone, exploring compatibility, and discovering the potential for love and companionship. It's a time filled with excitement, anticipation, and the occasional awkward moments that make for memorable stories. From casual coffee dates to exhilarating adventures, dating is a unique experience that varies across cultures, ages, and personal preferences. In this compilation, we delve into the lighter side of dating, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, relatable, and sometimes comical aspects of this romantic pursuit. So, put on your best outfit, embrace the laughter, and let's navigate the whimsical world of dating together.

Get ready to laugh as we present a compilation of funny quotations about dating. While dating can be filled with emotions, butterflies, and moments of vulnerability, there are also moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of romantic connections. From witty remarks on the challenges of online dating to humorous reflections on the ups and downs of courtship, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of dating.

"I have a rule that I never go on more than three dates with someone. After that, I start to run out of lies." Anon

"But what first, Debbie, attracted you to *millionaire*businessman*the magician* Paul Daniels?" Caroline Aherne (English comedian, 1963-)

Tell me about yourself – your struggles, your dreams, your *telephone number.*your desires.*your parents.* Peter Arno (American cartoonist, 1904-68)

"Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play." William Congreve (English dramatist, 1670-1729)

"On a plane...you can pick up more and better people than on any other public conveyance since the stagecoach." Anita Loos (American writer, 1893-1981)

"When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one." Helen Rowland (American writer, 1875-1950)

Whenever I date a guy, I think: Is this the man I want my children to spend their *weekends with?*life with?*savings on?* Rita Rudner (American comedienne and writer, 1953-)

"Won't you come into the garden? I would like *my roses*the ducks*my children* to see you." Richard Brinsley Sheridan (Irish dramatist and Whig politician, 1751-1816)

"An engagement should come on a young girl as a surprise, pleasant or unpleasant, as the case may be." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

"I would worship the ground you walk on, Audrey, if you only lived in a better neighbourhood." Billy Wilder (American screenwriter and director, 1906-2002)

"Dating: An elaborate form of job interview that lasts all night." Jerry Seinfeld (American comedian, 1954-)

"I date just to remind myself why I'm not married." Anon

"Dating is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get, but it's always gone too soon." Anon

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't going to *work out.*get on.*see each other.* Anon

"My girlfriend said she wanted a perfect holiday, so I had to stay home." Anon

"I'm not saying I'm difficult to date, but I'm like Netflix. I have a lot of options, and I'm never satisfied." Anon

"Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happen." Henry Cloud (American author, 1956-)

"Dating is not a game, it's a strategy. And like any strategy, it requires careful planning, strategic execution, and a bit of luck." Dr. Joy Browne (American talk show host, 1944-2016)

"The best way to *predict your future*make a cake*make a sexbot* is to create it." Abraham Lincoln (American statesman, 1809-65)

"Dating is not about looking for someone who completes you, but rather someone who complements you." Anon

"Dating is a dance between two people. It's about finding the right rhythm and moving together in harmony." Anon

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