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Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Democracy

As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.

Here are some funny and poignant quotations about democracy. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.

  • "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
  • "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
If you are looking to make a fuller speech about democracy, then below this selection of quotations are three funny themes and three serious themes on the topic of democracy that might help trigger some ideas for your speech or text.
quotations about democracy

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." Winston Churchill (British Conservative statesman, 1874-1965)

"Democracy is the road to socialism." Henrietta Marx (German mother of the German philosopher Karl Marx (1818-1883))

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed *no better than we deserve.*well*badly* George Bernard Shaw (Irish dramatist, 1856-1950)

"If we are to keep our democracy, there must be one commandment: 'Thou shalt not ration justice.'" Sophocles (Greek tragedian, 497-406 BC)

"Propaganda is to a democracy what *violence*voting*the media* is to a dictatorship." William Blum (American author, 1933-2018)

"All the ills of democracy can be cured by more democracy." Al Smith (American politician, 1873-1944)

"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." H. L. Mencken (American journalist and literary critic, 1880-1956)

"If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it." Mark Twain (American writer, 1835-1910, )

"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others." Winston Churchill (British Prime Minister, 1874-1965)

"Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." George Bernard Shaw (Irish writer, 1856-1950)

"As long as there are dictatorships, I won't have the heart to *criticize*follow*vote for* a democracy." Jean Rostand (French philosopher, 1894-1977)

"Democracy may not be perfect, but at least I don't have to build a wall to keep my people in." John Kennedy (American President, 1917-1963)

There's really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be *illegal.*great.*expensive.* H. L. Mencken (American journalist and literary critic, 1880-1956)

"The best defense against democracy is to distract people." Noam Chomsky (American philosopher, 1928-)

"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting." Charles Bukowski (American writer, 1920-1994)

"We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate." Kin Hubbard (American cartoonist, 1868-1930)

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." George W. Bush (American President,1946-)

"Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking." Clement Attlee (British Labour statesman, 1883-1967)

"Democracy must be something more than two wolves and *a sheep*two lions*a dinosaur* voting on what to have for dinner." James Bovard (American writer, 1956-)

"A majority is always the best repartee." Benjamin Disraeli (British Tory statesman and novelist, 1804-81)

"Hell, I never vote for anybody. I always vote against." W. C. Fields (American humorist, 1880-1946)

"Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them." Robert, Marquis de Flers (French dramatists, 1872-1927) and Armand de Caillavet (French dramatist, 1869-1915)

"A triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anybody else." Bob Hope (American comedian, 1903-2003) talking about John F. Kennedy's electoral victory in Wisconsin

"Under democracy one party always devotes its energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed and are right." H. L. Mencken (American journalist and literary critic, 1880-1956)

It's not the voting that's democracy, it's the *counting.*media.*family.* Tom Stoppard (British dramatist, 1937-)

"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." E. B. White (American humorist, 1899-1985)

"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Democracy

Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to democracy. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.

Funny Themes:

  1. Political Gaffes: Hilarious Moments in Democracy
    • Share amusing stories and clips of political gaffes and blunders, highlighting the lighter side of democracy and the humorous mistakes made by politicians.
  2. Campaign Comedy: The Funniest Campaign Ads and Slogans
    • Highlight some of the most humorous and bizarre campaign ads and slogans from around the world, showcasing the creativity and wit in political marketing.
  3. Quirky Elections: Unusual and Amusing Election Stories
    • Explore funny and unusual election stories, from unexpected write-in candidates to humorous voter mistakes and strange election outcomes.

Serious Themes:

  1. The Evolution of Democracy: From Ancient Greece to Modern Day
    • Discuss the history and evolution of democracy, tracing its roots from ancient Greece to its various forms and practices in the modern world.
  2. The Importance of Voting: Civic Duty and Participation
    • Address the crucial role of voting in a democracy, emphasizing the importance of civic duty, participation, and the impact of voter turnout on governance.
  3. Challenges to Democracy: Protecting Democratic Principles
    • Explore the current challenges facing democracies around the world, including threats to free speech, election integrity, and the importance of safeguarding democratic principles.

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