Quotations about Diaries
Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Diaries
As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.Here are some funny and poignant quotations about diaries. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.
- "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
- "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist, 1854-1900)
"The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip." Henny Youngman (American comedian, 1906-98)
"I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot." Steven Wright (American comedian, 1955-)
"One advantage in keeping a diary is that you become aware with reassuring clarity of the changes which you constantly suffer." Franz Kafka (German-speaking novelist, 1883-1924)
"What is a diary as a rule? A document useful to the person who keeps it. Dull to the contemporary who reads it and invaluable to the student, centuries afterwards, who treasures it." Walter Scott (Scottish playwright, 1771-1832)
"I like to read my diary occasionally to remind myself what a miserable, alienated old sod I used to be." Jo Brand (English comedian, 1957-)
"I don't want to be *singing*reading*ignoring* my diary." Norah Jones (American singer, 1979-)
"What is more dull than a discreet diary? One might just as well have a discreet soul." Chips Channon (American-born British Conservative politician, 1897-1958)
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own *vomit.*house.*ex-wife.* Enoch Powell (British Conservative politician, 1912-98)
"Keep a diary and some day it'll *keep*sink*destroy* you." Mae West (American film actress, 1892-1980)
Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Diaries
Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to diaries. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.Funny Themes:
- Embarrassing Diary Entries: Hilarious Moments from the Past
- Share amusing and cringe-worthy excerpts from diaries, highlighting the funny and sometimes mortifying thoughts and experiences people wrote about in their youth.
- Unexpected Discoveries: The Funniest Things Found in Old Diaries
- Highlight some of the most humorous and unexpected discoveries people have made when reading through old diaries, showcasing the quirky and amusing insights into their past selves.
- Diary Fails: When Journaling Goes Hilariously Wrong
- Explore funny stories of diary-keeping mishaps, from lost diaries to misunderstood entries, emphasizing the humorous side of journaling.
Serious Themes:
- The Importance of Keeping a Diary: Reflecting on Personal Growth
- Discuss the benefits of keeping a diary, including self-reflection, personal growth, and the ability to track one's thoughts and emotions over time.
- Historical Diaries: Firsthand Accounts of History
- Address the significance of historical diaries in providing firsthand accounts of historical events, offering valuable insights and perspectives from the past.
- Therapeutic Journaling: Using Diaries for Mental Health
- Explore how keeping a diary can be a therapeutic tool for managing stress, anxiety, and other mental health issues, highlighting techniques for effective journaling.
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