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Funny Quotations about Diaries

quotations about diaries

Diaries have been a cherished tool of self-expression for centuries, allowing individuals to capture their reflections, dreams, and daily happenings in a private space. They serve as companions, confidants, and witnesses to our journeys through life. Through diaries, we can look back and revisit the joys, challenges, and growth that have shaped us. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of diaries, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, relatable, and sometimes surprising aspects of diary writing. So, prepare to embrace the laughter, celebrate the art of self-reflection, and embark on a journey filled with humor and the stories within diaries.

Get ready to chuckle as we present a compilation of funny quotations about diaries. While diaries are often associated with personal reflection and introspection, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of diary writing. From witty remarks on the secrets kept within the pages to humorous reflections on the challenges of maintaining a consistent diary practice, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of this timeless practice.

"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist, 1854-1900)

"The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip." Henny Youngman (American comedian, 1906-98)

"I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot." Steven Wright (American comedian, 1955-)

"One advantage in keeping a diary is that you become aware with reassuring clarity of the changes which you constantly suffer." Franz Kafka (German-speaking novelist, 1883-1924)

"What is a diary as a rule? A document useful to the person who keeps it. Dull to the contemporary who reads it and invaluable to the student, centuries afterwards, who treasures it." Walter Scott (Scottish playwright, 1771-1832)

"I like to read my diary occasionally to remind myself what a miserable, alienated old sod I used to be." Jo Brand (English comedian, 1957-)

"I don't want to be *singing*reading*ignoring* my diary." Norah Jones (American singer, 1979-)

"What is more dull than a discreet diary? One might just as well have a discreet soul." Chips Channon (American-born British Conservative politician, 1897-1958)

To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own *vomit.*house.*ex-wife.* Enoch Powell (British Conservative politician, 1912-98)

"Keep a diary and some day it'll *keep*sink*destroy* you." Mae West (American film actress, 1892-1980)

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