Quotations about Diplomacy
Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Diplomacy
As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.Here are some funny and poignant quotations about diplomacy. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.
- "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
- "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock." Will Rogers (American actor and humorist, 1879-1935)
"War is failure of diplomacy." John Dingell (American politician, 1926-2019)
Diplomacy is like jazz: endless *variations on a theme.*boredom.*piano riffs.* Richard Holbrooke (American diplomat, 1941-2010)
"Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way." David Frost (English broadcaster and writer, 1939-2013)
Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest things *in the nicest way.*while threatening war.*all at once.* Isaac Goldberg (American journalist, 1887-1938)
"Diplomacy: the art of restraining power." Henry Kissinger (American politician, 1923-)
"Part of diplomacy is to open different definitions of self-interest." Hillary Clinton (American politician, 1947-)
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week." Will Rogers (American actor and humorist, 1879-1935)
"American diplomacy: watching somebody trying to do joinery with a chainsaw." James Hamilton-Paterson (English writer, 1941- )
"Kissinger brought peace to Vietnam the same way *Napoleon*Germany*Italy* brought peace to Europe: by losing." Joseph Heller (American novelist, 1923-99)
"Diplomacy: lying in state." Oliver Herford (English-born American humorist, 1863-1935)
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." Henry Kissinger (American politician, 1923-)
"The French are masters of 'the dog ate my homework' school of diplomatic relations." P. J. O'Rourke (American humorous writer, 1947-)
"The chief distinction of a diplomat is that he can say no in such a way that it sounds like yes." Lester Bowles Pearson (Canadian statesman, 1897-1972)
"A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to *hell*London*the shops* in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." Caskie Stinnett (American writer, 1911-98)
"A diplomat these days is nothing but a *head-waiter*lap dog*postman* who's allowed to sit down occasionally." Peter Ustinov (British actor, director, and writer, 1921-2004)
"An ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country." Henry Wotton (English poet and diplomat, 1568-1639)
Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Diplomacy
Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to diplomacy. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.Funny Themes:
- Diplomatic Blunders: Hilarious Missteps in International Relations
- Share amusing stories of diplomatic blunders and missteps, highlighting how even the most seasoned diplomats can have moments of unintended comedy.
- Humorous Diplomatic Quotes: Wit and Wisdom from Diplomats
- Highlight some of the funniest and wittiest quotes from diplomats, showcasing their ability to use humor to navigate complex international issues.
- Unusual Diplomatic Gifts: The Strangest Presents Between Nations
- Explore the humorous side of diplomacy by sharing stories of unusual and bizarre diplomatic gifts exchanged between countries, emphasizing the creativity and cultural quirks involved.
Serious Themes:
- The Art of Diplomacy: Skills and Strategies for Effective Negotiation
- Discuss the essential skills and strategies involved in effective diplomacy, including negotiation, communication, and conflict resolution.
- The History of Diplomacy: From Ancient Times to Modern Day
- Address the evolution of diplomacy throughout history, highlighting key moments and developments that have shaped the practice of international relations.
- Diplomacy in the Modern World: Challenges and Opportunities
- Explore the current challenges and opportunities facing diplomats today, including issues such as globalization, digital diplomacy, and the rise of non-state actors.
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