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Funny Quotations about Discontentment

quotations about discontentment

Ah, discontentment. That nagging feeling that something isn't quite right, that life could be a bit better, a tad more fulfilling, a smidge more satisfying. As universal as it is diverse, discontentment has a knack for creeping up on us in various areas of life, from work and relationships to our personal goals and even our dinner choices. It's a sentiment that has been around as long as human beings have had the capacity to dream, to aspire, and yes, to grumble.

In recognition of this all-too-human experience, we have compiled an anthology of thought-provoking, witty, and funny quotations about discontentment. These quotations are from a diverse group of individuals, each lending a unique voice and perspective to the intricacies of dissatisfaction. They capture the humour, the struggle, and the unexpected wisdom that can emerge from feeling a bit miffed with life.

So, whether you're looking for a bit of commiseration, a dash of humour, or some food for thought, we invite you to dive in and explore these entertaining musings on discontentment.

"I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money." Pablo Picasso (Spanish painter, 1881-1973)

"The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not." George Bernard Shaw (Irish dramatist, 1856-1950)

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"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering...and it's all over much too soon." Woody Allen (director and actor, 1935-)

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"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." Mark Twain (American writer, 1835-1910)

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The worst part of success is trying to find someone *who is happy for you.*to polish your awards.*to protect you from the public.* Bette Midler (American actress, 1945-)

"If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled." P. G. Wodehouse (English-born writer, 1881-1975)

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?" Jean Kerr (American writer, 1923-2003)

"You can't have *everything.*a horse.*a house.* Where would you put it?" Steven Wright (American comedian, 1955-)

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." Katharine Hepburn (American actress, 1907-2003)

"I'm in shape. Round is a shape." George Carlin (American comedian, 1937-2008)

My life needs *editing.*purpose.*a dolphin in it.* Mort Sahl (Canadian-born American comedian, 1926-)

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen (director and actor, 1935-)

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." Dorothy Parker (American critic and humorist, 1893-1967)

"I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions." Bill Murray (American actor, 1950-)

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." Yogi Berra (American baseball player, 1925-2015)

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." Dalai Lama

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"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to *sing in*clean*prepare* the lifeboats." Voltaire (French writer and philosopher, 1694-1778)

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