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Quotations about Driving


Driving, an activity intertwined with our modern lives, is more than just a means of getting from one place to another. It's a symbol of freedom and independence, a way to explore and connect, and often a time for reflection. Whether one is navigating bustling city streets, cruising on open highways, or manoeuvring along winding country roads, driving can be an experience filled with various emotions and experiences.

This collection of funny quotations delves into the world of driving. They touch on the thrill of the open road, the meditative aspects of a solo drive, the challenges of traffic, and the adventures that often accompany road trips. From profound insights to humorous anecdotes, these quotations offer varied perspectives on the act of driving. Whether you're a seasoned driver, a nervous beginner, or a passenger enjoying the ride, these quotes will resonate with your experiences, evoke memories, and capture the essence of the journey that driving often represents.

quotations about driving

"That's OK. We can walk to the kerb from here." Woody Allen (American film director, 1935-) talking about parking

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" Robin Williams (American actor, 1952-)

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and *make love.*cook.*play chess.* Sterling Moss (British racing driver, 1929-2020)

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." Steven Wright (American comedian, 1955-)

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and *cutting hair.*running bars.*telling jokes.* George Burns (American comedian, 1896-1996)

"Never have more children than you have car windows." Erma Bombeck (American humorist, 1927-96)

"A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel." Anon

"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines." Enzo Ferrari (Italian racing driver and entrepreneur, 1898-1988)

"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh 1921- British prince

"It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again." Jeff Stahler (cartoonist, 1955-)

"You never really learn *to swear*to dance*to hold a conversation* until you learn to drive." Anon

"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth." Erma Bombeck (American humorist, 1927-96)

*A tree*A bus*A cow* never hits an automobile except in self defense. Woody Allen (director and actor, 1935-)

"My car runs on gas, not friendship. Pay up." Anon

"Don't drive faster than a guardian angel can fly." Anon

"You're not stuck in traffic. You are traffic." Anon

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" George Carlin (American comedian, 1937-2008)

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." Jeremy Clarkson (English broadcaster, 1960-)

"I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?" Jeremy Clarkson (English broadcaster, 1960-)

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said: 'Parking fine'." Tommy Cooper (British comedian, 1921-84)

In Milan, traffic lights are instructions. In Rome, they are suggestions. In Naples, they are *Christmas decorations.*ignored.*strictly adhered to.* Antonio Martino (Italian politician, 1942-)

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