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Funny Quotations about Drugs

quotations about drugs

Drugs, both legal and illegal, have been a part of human history for centuries, with varying purposes and effects. While some drugs have beneficial uses in medicine, others can be addictive, harmful, and detrimental to individuals and communities. Drug use and abuse raise important questions about health, addiction, policy, and societal norms. In this compilation, we delve into the lighter side of drugs, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, ironic, and sometimes unexpected aspects of drug culture. It's important to note that this lighthearted approach does not negate the serious consequences and risks associated with drug use. So, prepare to embrace the laughter while keeping in mind the broader context of this topic.

Get ready to chuckle as we present a compilation of funny quotations about drugs. While drugs are a serious and complex topic, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of drug culture. From witty remarks on the effects of certain substances to humorous reflections on the misconceptions and stereotypes surrounding drug use, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of this controversial topic. It is important to approach this subject with sensitivity, acknowledging that drug use can have serious health and legal implications.

"Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison." John Hardwick (British film director, 1965-)

"I don't like people who take drugs...Customs men for example." Mick Miller (English stand-up comedian, 1950-)

"I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells." Richard Pryor (American actor, 1940-2005)

"I say no to drugs, but they don't listen." Marilyn Manson (American rock musician, 1969-)

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson (American journalist, 1937-2005)

"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police." Keith Richards (English rock musician, 1943-)

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs." Salvador Dali (Spanish painter, 1904-89)

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?" Steven Wright (American comedian, 1955-)

"Cocaine is like really evil coffee." Courtney Love (American singer, 1964-)

"I'll tell you what, that crack is really moreish." Jesse Armstrong (screenwriter, 1971-)

"LSD? Nothing much happened, but I did get the distinct impression that some birds were trying to communicate with me." W. H. Auden (English poet, 1907-73)

"Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years." Tallulah Bankhead (American actress, 1903-68)

"You start out playing rock 'n' roll so you can have sex and do drugs. But you end up doing drugs so you can still play rock 'n' roll and have sex." Mick Jagger (English rock musician, 1943-)

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." Lily Tomlin (American comedienne and actress, 1939-)

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." Robin Williams (American actor, 1952-)

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