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Quotations about Drunkenness


Drunkenness is a state that can bring out the playful, uninhibited side of individuals, but it also comes with its share of risks and consequences. While excessive alcohol consumption can have negative health and social effects, there are moments of levity, camaraderie, and amusing anecdotes that arise when exploring the world of being under the influence. In this compilation, we delve into the lighter side of drunkenness, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, quirky, and sometimes absurd aspects of this state of intoxication. So, raise your glass, embrace the laughter, and let's embark on a humorous journey filled with anecdotes and the comedy of inebriation.

Get ready to laugh as we present a compilation of funny quotations about drunkenness. While drunkenness can be associated with irresponsible behaviour and health risks, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of being under the influence. From witty remarks on the effects of alcohol to humorous reflections on the antics and mishaps that ensue when inhibitions are lowered, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of drunkenness. It is important to approach this subject responsibly and remember that excessive alcohol consumption can have serious consequences.

quotations about drunkenness

"Trust me. You can dance." Alcohol

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!" Anon

"Because alcohol tastes better than tears." Anon

"I'm not so think as you drunk I am." J. C. Squire (English man of letters, 1884-1958)

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" Stephen Wright (American comedian, 1955-)

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Winston Churchill (British Conservative statesman, 1874-1965)

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." George Burns (American comedian, 1896-1996)

"Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination." Vin Scully (American sportscaster, 1927-2022)

"Write when drunk. Edit when sober." Ashwin Sanghi (Indian author, 1969-)

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway (American novelist, 1899-1961)

"Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You'll need. Better to be safe than sober." Anon

"If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton so my friends will know I am missing." Anon

"Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold." Jerry Vale (American singer, 1930-2014)

"Beer doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you need to drink lots of it." Anon

"I drink to make other people more interesting." Ernest Hemingway (American novelist, 1899-1961)

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Dean Martin (American singer and actor, 1917-95)

"Guinness makes you drunk." Brendan Behan (Irish dramatist, 1923-64) offering his suggestion for a Guinness slogan

"Take the juice of two quarts of whisky." Eddie Condon (American jazz musician, 1905-73) recommending a hangover cure

"I often sit back and think 'I wish I'd done that' and find out later that I already have." Richard Harris (Irish actor, 1930-2002)

"I don't get hangovers. You have to stop drinking to get a hangover." Lemmy (English rock musician, 1945-)

"One more drink and I'd have been under the host." Dorothy Parker (American critic and humorist, 1893-1967)

"An alcoholic: A man you don't like who drinks as much as you do." Dylan Thomas (Welsh poet, 1914-53)

"Thank you, Jeeves. Don't slam the lid." P. G. Wodehouse (English-born writer, 1881-1975) on being handed an aspirin from a small tin box

"My dad was the town drunk. Usually that's not so bad, but New York City?" Henny Youngman (American comedian, 1906-98)

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