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Funny Quotations about Eating

quotations about eating

Eating is not just a means of sustenance; it is a celebration of culture, creativity, and the joy of nourishing our bodies. From savouring a home-cooked meal to indulging in the delights of international cuisine, eating connects us to our roots, brings people together, and satisfies our cravings. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of eating, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, relatable, and sometimes absurd aspects of our relationship with food. So, prepare to embrace the laughter, sharpen your taste buds, and embark on a delicious journey filled with humor and culinary delights.

Get ready to feast on laughter as we present a compilation of funny quotations about eating. While eating is often associated with pleasure, nourishment, and cultural traditions, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of our gastronomic experiences. From witty remarks on food cravings to humorous reflections on the quirks of dining etiquette and culinary adventures, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of eating.

"Never eat more than you can lift." Miss Piggy through Jim Henson (American puppeteer, 1936-90)

"In general they my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV." Erma Bombeck (American humorist, 1927-96)

"Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard." Spike Milligan (Irish comedian, 1918-2002)

"We each day dig our graves with our teeth." Samuel Smiles (English writer, 1812-1904)

"The French, they say, live to eat. The English, on the other hand, eat to die." Martin Amis (English novelist, 1949-)

"I believe that if ever I had to practise cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around." James Beard (American chef, 1903-85)

"I'm on a *seafood*meat*strict* diet. I see food, and I eat it!" Anon

"I always start my meals with dessert. Life is uncertain, eat dessert first!" Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I *hate*love*can grow* plants. A. Whitney Brown (American comedian, 1952-)

"I'm not addicted to chocolate. We're just in a committed relationship." Anon)

"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." George Miller (Australian filmmaker, 1945-)

"He found that a fork in his inexperienced hand was an instrument of chase rather than capture." H. G. Wells (English novelist, 1866-1946)

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