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Funny Quotations about Enemies

quotations about enemies

Enemies are individuals or groups with whom we have adversarial relationships, often fuelled by differing beliefs, interests, or personal histories. While the concept of enemies carries a weight of negativity, it also presents an opportunity for reflection, growth, and the pursuit of reconciliation. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of enemies, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, ironic, and sometimes unexpected aspects of enmity. It's important to note that humour does not negate the seriousness of conflicts or the need for resolution and understanding. So, prepare to embrace the laughter, challenge preconceptions, and embark on a journey filled with humour and insights into the complexities of human relationships.

Get ready to chuckle as we present a compilation of funny quotations about enemies. While enemies are often associated with animosity and conflict, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of adversaries and rivalries. From witty remarks on the absurdities of personal feuds to humorous reflections on the quirks of enemy dynamics, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of enemies. It's important to approach this topic with awareness and responsibility, recognizing the need for empathy, understanding, and peaceful resolutions.

"Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people over the internet." Anon

"I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you." Anon

"Pay close attention to people who don’t clap when you win." Leonardo DiCaprio (actor, 1974-)

"May my enemies live long enough to witness my success." Anon

"Never explain – your friends do not need it, and your enemies will not believe you anyway." Elbert Hubbard (American writer, 1859-1915)

"In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: Oh, Lord, make my enemies look ridiculous. And God granted it." Voltaire (French writer and philosopher, 1694-1778)

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte (French military commander, 1769-1821)

"The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy." Friedrich Nietzsche (German philosopher, 1844-1900)

"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you." Eric Hoffer (American philosopher, 1902-1983)

"No enemy is worse than bad advice." Sophocles (Greek tragedian, circa 497-406 BC)

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

"When a sinister person means to be your enemy, they always start by trying to become your friend." William Blake (English poet, 1757-1827)

"A man with no enemies is a man with no character." Paul Newman (American actor, 1925-2008)

"Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you." Yassir Arafat (Palestinian political leader, 1929-2004)

"Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults." Benjamin Franklin (American politician, inventor, and scientist, 1706-90)

"I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made." Franklin D. Roosevelt (American Democratic statesman, 1882-1945)

"If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way." Sacha Baron Cohen (British comedian, 1971-) as "Ali G"

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t." George Patton (American general, 1885-1945)

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." John Fitzgerald Kennedy (American president, 1917-1963)

"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." Woodrow Wilson (American president, 1856-1924)

"I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire." Anon

"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate." Anon

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbours and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." G. K. Chesterton (English essayist, novelist, and poet, 1874-1936)

"I find that forgiving one's enemies is a most curious morbid pleasure; perhaps I should check it." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

"A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

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