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Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Enemies

As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.

Here are some funny and poignant quotations about enemies. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.

  • "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
  • "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
If you are looking to make a fuller speech about enemies, then below this selection of quotations are three funny themes and three serious themes on the topic of enemies that might help trigger some ideas for your speech or text.
quotations about enemies

"Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people over the internet." Anon

"I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you." Anon

"Pay close attention to people who don’t clap when you win." Leonardo DiCaprio (actor, 1974-)

"May my enemies live long enough to witness my success." Anon

"Never explain – your friends do not need it, and your enemies will not believe you anyway." Elbert Hubbard (American writer, 1859-1915)

"In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: Oh, Lord, make my enemies look ridiculous. And God granted it." Voltaire (French writer and philosopher, 1694-1778)

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte (French military commander, 1769-1821)

"The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy." Friedrich Nietzsche (German philosopher, 1844-1900)

"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you." Eric Hoffer (American philosopher, 1902-1983)

"No enemy is worse than bad advice." Sophocles (Greek tragedian, circa 497-406 BC)

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

"When a sinister person means to be your enemy, they always start by trying to become your friend." William Blake (English poet, 1757-1827)

"A man with no enemies is a man with no character." Paul Newman (American actor, 1925-2008)

"Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you." Yassir Arafat (Palestinian political leader, 1929-2004)

"Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults." Benjamin Franklin (American politician, inventor, and scientist, 1706-90)

"I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made." Franklin D. Roosevelt (American Democratic statesman, 1882-1945)

"If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way." Sacha Baron Cohen (British comedian, 1971-) as "Ali G"

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t." George Patton (American general, 1885-1945)

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." John Fitzgerald Kennedy (American president, 1917-1963)

"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." Woodrow Wilson (American president, 1856-1924)

"I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire." Anon

"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate." Anon

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbours and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." G. K. Chesterton (English essayist, novelist, and poet, 1874-1936)

"I find that forgiving one's enemies is a most curious morbid pleasure; perhaps I should check it." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

"A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Enemies

Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to enemies. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.

Funny Themes:

  1. Frenemies: Hilarious Stories of Love-Hate Relationships
    • Share amusing stories of frenemies, those love-hate relationships that are full of funny moments and unexpected twists.
  2. Petty Revenge: The Funniest Ways People Have Gotten Back at Their Enemies
    • Highlight some of the funniest and most creative acts of petty revenge, showcasing how people have humorously dealt with their enemies.
  3. Historical Rivalries: Funny Feuds from the Past
    • Explore some of the funniest rivalries in history, where the antics of the enemies involved were more entertaining than dangerous.

Serious Themes:

  1. The Psychology of Enmity: Understanding the Roots of Conflict
    • Discuss the psychological and social factors that lead to enmity, including jealousy, competition, and misunderstandings.
  2. Resolving Conflicts: Strategies for Turning Enemies into Allies
    • Address effective strategies for conflict resolution, emphasizing the importance of communication, empathy, and finding common ground.
  3. The Impact of Enemies on Personal Growth and Resilience
    • Explore how dealing with enemies and adversaries can contribute to personal growth and resilience, highlighting lessons learned from facing opposition.

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