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Funny Quotations about Exercise

quotations about exercise

Exercise is an essential component of a healthy lifestyle, offering numerous benefits for both the body and mind. Whether it's engaging in cardiovascular activities, strength training, or practising yoga and mindfulness, exercise empowers individuals to take charge of their health and discover their physical capabilities. It can boost energy levels, improve mood, reduce stress, and contribute to longevity. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of exercise, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, relatable, and sometimes comical aspects of the exercise journey. So, prepare to embrace the laughter, get your heart pumping, and embark on a journey filled with humour and the joy of movement.

Get ready to chuckle as we present a compilation of funny quotations about exercise. While exercise is a serious pursuit for maintaining health and fitness, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of workouts, fitness classes, and physical activity. From witty remarks on the struggles of staying motivated to humorous reflections on the humorous side of gym culture, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of exercise.

"The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise." Peter O'Toole (British actor, 1932-2013)

"My favourite machine at the gym is the television." Anon

"If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor." Joan Rivers (American comedienne, 1933-)

"Weights before dates." Anon

"Sweat is your fat crying." Anon

"I only work out because I really, really like donuts." Anon

"I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle." Anon

"I'd love to go to the gym, but I just can't get my head around the footwear." Victoria Beckham (British pop singer, 1974-)

"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." Erma Bombeck (American humorist, 1927-96)

"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." Phyllis Diller (American actress, 1917-2012)

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." Dave Lee Roth (American rock singer, 1955-)

"I don't take enough exercise, but what is the longest-lived animal in the world? The giant tortoise is 120 years old and it hardly moves." Terry Wogan (Irish broadcaster, 1938-)

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