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Funny Quotations about Faces

quotations about faces

Faces are a fundamental part of our human experience, serving as a canvas that reflects our emotions, thoughts, and connections with others. From a smile that brightens a room to a furrowed brow that conveys concern, faces are a rich source of communication and connection. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of faces, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, quirky, and sometimes unexpected aspects of facial expressions and features. So, prepare to embrace the laughter, appreciate the beauty of diversity, and embark on a journey filled with humour and the endless stories told by our faces.

Get ready to chuckle as we present a compilation of funny quotations about faces. While faces are a reflection of our identities and emotions, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of facial expressions and features. From witty remarks on the quirks of different facial expressions to humorous reflections on the comical side of our facial features, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of faces.

"My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain." W. H. Auden (English poet, 1907-73)

Her face was her *chaperone.*fortune.*failing.* Rupert Hughes (American writer, 1872-1956)

"My face is my fortune, but unfortunately, it's a small savings account." Anon

"He had the sort of face that makes you realise God does have a sense of humour." Bill Bryson (American travel writer, 1951-)

Were a fly to cross [his face], it would *break its leg.*give up.*summon its friends.* Lord David Cecil (British biographer and critic, 1902-86)

"I have a face that was made for radio and a voice that was made for silent movies." Groucho Marx (American film comedian, 1890-1977)

I don't have a baby face, but I have a face that *can make babies.*can launch ships.*tell a story.* Anon

"My face is my canvas, and makeup is my paint." Anon

"I have a face that only a mother could love...if she had a really good imagination." Anon

"My face is like a map of the world, but unfortunately, it's one of those maps with all the countries in the wrong places." Anon

"My face is a work of art...unfortunately, it's a finger painting done by a toddler." Anon

A face made *of broken commandments.*with dry clay.*by an artistic goddess.* John Masefield (English poet, 1878-1967)

"Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life." Muhammad Ali (American boxer, 1942-)

"If she'd played Lady Godiva, *the horse*she*her breasts* would have stolen the show." Anon

"In appearance, Dior is like a bland country curate made out of pink marzipan." Cecil Beaton (English photographer, 1904-80)

Time marches on and eventually you realize it is marching *across your face.*quickly.*relentlessly.* Robert Harling (American writer, 1951-)

"I tried to shave off my eyebrows once and my trousers fell down." Denis Healey (British Labour politician, 1917-2015)

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