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Funny Quotations about Fashion

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Welcome to the glamorous world of fashion, where style, creativity, and self-expression converge. Fashion is more than just clothing; it is an art form that has the power to shape trends, challenge conventions, and reflect the essence of our times. From haute couture runways to street fashion, the industry offers a captivating blend of innovation, beauty, and personal identity. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of fashion, delving into amusing quotes that highlight the quirks, trends, and humorous moments within this ever-evolving realm. So, fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a fashion-forward journey filled with wit, satire, and a touch of sartorial comedy.

Are you ready to walk the runway of laughter? In this collection, we've curated a delightful assortment of funny quotations about fashion. From witty remarks on the absurdity of certain trends to comical anecdotes about fashion mishaps and the whimsical nature of personal style, these quotes are sure to tickle your fashionista funny bone. Fashion can be glamorous and awe-inspiring, but it also has its fair share of hilarity. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to explore the lighter side of the fashion world.

"It is totally impossible to be well dressed in cheap shoes." Hardy Amies (English couturier, 1909-2003)

I base most of my fashion taste on what *doesn't itch.*looks great.*they're wearing in Paris.* Gilda Radner (American comedian and actress, 1946-89)

I don't do fashion. I *am fashion!*find it tiresome.*just draw bad pictures.* Coco Chanel (French fashion designer couturier, 1883-1971)

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of *carats in a diamond.*carrots in a soup.*carrots per pound.* Mae West (American actress, 1892-1980)

"A woman shouldn't leave the house without fixing herself up a little, if only out of politeness. Maybe it's the day she has a date with destiny. It's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny." Coco Chanel (French fashion designer couturiere, 1883-1971)

"When anything becomes the fashion, that's the time to put a bomb under it." Joan Littlewood (English theatre director, 1914-2002)

"Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself another hat."
"I always wondered where you found them." Anon

"It would be mortifying to the feelings of many ladies, could they be made to understand how little the heart of man is affected by what is costly or new in their attire." Jane Austen (English novelist, 1775-1817)

"I never cared for fashion much. Amusing little seams and witty little pleats. It was *the girls*the art*the lights* I liked." David Bailey (English photographer, 1938-)

"Clothes by a man who doesn't know women, never had one, and dreams of being one!" Coco Chanel (French couturière, 1883-1971) talking about Dior's New Look:

"Saint Laurent has excellent taste. The more he copies me, the better taste he displays." Coco Chanel (French couturière, 1883-1971)

"Wearing underwear is as formal as I ever hope to get." Ernest Hemingway (American novelist, 1899-1961)

"My only complaint about having a father in fashion is that every time I'm about to go to bed with a guy I have to look at my dad's name all over his underwear." Marci Klein (American television producer, 1967-)

"Don't wear perfume in the garden – unless you want to be pollinated by bees." Anne Raver American journalist

I wish I had invented *blue jeans.*leg warmers.*fingerless gloves.* Yves Saint Laurent (French couturier, 1936-2008) on his only regret

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying *to other women.*to men.*and sexy.* Elsa Schiaparelli (Italian-born French fashion designer, 1896-1973)

"I like to dress egos. If you haven't got an ego today, you can forget it." Gianni Versace (Italian fashion designer, 1949-97)

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