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Funny Quotations about Film Stars

quotations about film stars

Welcome to the glamorous realm of film stars, where talent, charisma, and larger-than-life personalities collide. Film stars have the power to captivate audiences with their performances, transport us to different worlds, and inspire us with their artistry. From the golden age of Hollywood to the global reach of contemporary cinema, these iconic figures have become cultural icons, gracing screens big and small with their undeniable presence. In this compilation, we delve into the lighter side of film stars, exploring humorous quotes that offer glimpses into their off-screen lives, amusing anecdotes from movie sets, and witty observations about the glitz and glamour of the industry. So, get ready to roll out the red carpet and embark on a laughter-filled journey through the world of film stars.

Lights, camera, laughter! In this collection, we bring you a selection of funny quotations about film stars. Behind the dazzle of their on-screen performances, these charismatic individuals have their fair share of humorous moments, entertaining stories, and self-deprecating wit. From comical tales of auditions and award shows to amusing insights into the quirks and eccentricities of celebrity life, these quotes offer a delightful glimpse into the humorous side of the film industry.

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie." Al Pacino (American actor, 1940-)

"The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law." Benjamin Walker (American actor, 1982-)

"There is no other *occupation*calling*place* in the world that so closely resembled enslavement as the career of a film star." Louise Brooks (American actress, 1906-85)

"I am not the usual film star who enters *politics*a room*a studio* just for the heck of it." Kirron Kher (Indian actress and politician, 1952-)

"Nothing is impossible. The *word*book*dog* itself says I'm possible." Audrey Hepburn (British actress, 1929-1993)

"Fame should be left to the film stars." Alexander McQueen (British fashion designer, 1969-2010)

"A lot of film stars are just playing themselves in different frocks." Imelda Staunton (English actress,1956-)

"I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame." Julie Burchill (English journalist and writer, 1960-)

"The film makers are the true movie stars." Logan Lerman (American actor, 1992-)

"All students of disaster movies know that nothing survives these natural onslaughts except *cats*cockroaches*the mayor* and the highest paid film stars." Simon Jenkins (British author, 1943-)

"Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances." Unknown studio official describing Fred Astaire

"I had *the radio*my shoes*a bikini* on." Marilyn Monroe (American actress, 1926-62) when asked if she really had nothing on in a calendar photograph

"It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it." Mae West (American film actress, 1892-1980)

"My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?" Billy Wilder (American screenwriter and director, 1906-2002) on Marilyn Monroe's lack of punctuality

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