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Quotations about Friends


Welcome to the heartwarming world of friendship, where bonds are formed, memories are made, and laughter is shared. Friends are the pillars of support, the confidants, and the companions who make life's journey a little brighter. Whether it's the childhood friend who knows you inside out or the new acquaintance who quickly becomes a kindred spirit, friendships are a vital part of our lives. In this compilation, we celebrate the joys of friendship by presenting a collection of funny quotations that capture the essence of these special relationships. So, grab a seat, reminisce about your own hilarious moments with friends, and get ready to chuckle as we explore the humorous side of friendship.

Laughter is best when shared with friends, and in this collection, we bring you a delightful array of funny quotations about friendship. Friends are the ones who make us laugh until our sides hurt, who turn the mundane into an adventure, and who understand our quirks and still love us for them. From humorous anecdotes about misadventures and inside jokes to witty observations on the ups and downs of friendship, these quotes celebrate the lighthearted moments that make friendships truly special.

quotations about friends

"Friends are God's apology for relations." Hugh Kingsmill (English man of letters, 1889-1949)

"Rough diamonds are a girl's best friend." Jilly Cooper (English writer, 1937-)

"I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something." Anon

"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive." Anon

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." Oprah Winfrey (American talk-show host, 1954-)

"I hope we're friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people." Anon

"Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry." Anon

"A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." Anon

"Friends offer free therapy." Anon

"We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence." Anon

"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." Sicilian Proverb

"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food." Anon

"I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends." Anon

"God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn't handle us as sisters." Anon

"We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much." Anon

"When you are in jail, a good friend will be bailing you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'Damn that was fun'." Anon

"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends." A common toast by Francis Bacon (Irish painter, 1909-92)

"Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans." Anon

"To find a friend, one must close one eye; to keep him, two." Norman Douglas (Scottish-born novelist and essayist, 1868-1952)

"Most of my friends seem either to be dead, extremely deaf, or living in the wrong part of Kent." John Gielgud (English actor, 1904-2000)

"The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families." Jay McInerney (American writer, 1955-)

"We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them." Evelyn Waugh (English novelist, 1903-66)

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