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Quotations about Gambling


Gambling is where risk, chance, and excitement collide. It has been a popular pastime for centuries, captivating people with the allure of winning big and the thrill of uncertainty. From casinos to card games, sports betting to slot machines, gambling offers a unique blend of entertainment and the possibility of striking it lucky. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of gambling, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the humorous and often ironic aspects of this high-stakes activity. So, roll the dice, shuffle the deck, and join us on a journey that celebrates the humor and whimsy found within the world of gambling.

Get ready to roll the dice and have a laugh as we present a compilation of funny quotations about gambling. While gambling can be a serious affair, there's no denying the amusing moments and quirky experiences that come with trying your luck. From witty observations about the unpredictability of games to humorous remarks on the joys and pitfalls of gambling, these quotes will tickle your funny bone and remind you to approach this thrilling pastime with a dose of levity.

quotations about gambling

"Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster." Yugoslav Proverb

"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying." Rodney Dangerfield (American comedian, 1921-2004)

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." Anon

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with *a large one.*a shot gun.*your mother.* Attributed to one "Jack Yelton"

"The best throw of the dice is to throw them away." English Proverb

"In most betting shops, you will see three windows marked Bet Here, but only one with Pay Out." Jeffrey Bernard (English journalist, 1932-97)

"Eat your betting money, but don't bet your eating money." Anon

"The only sure thing about luck is that it will change." Wilson Mizner (American dramatist, 1876-1933)

"A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three or more times." Terry Murphy (English footballer, 1940-)

"The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil." Heywood Hale Broun (American author, 1918-2001)

"A man's gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it." Jimmy Jones (British comedian, 1938-)

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks. It says: *'Goodbye.'*'Hello.'*'Run away!'*Frank Sinatra (singer and actor, 1915-1998)

"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who say he is, is either a liar or doesn't play poker." Alfred Alvarez (English poet, 1929-2019)

"You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it." Albert Einstein (German-born theoretical physicist, 1879-1955)

"The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling." Ambrose Bierce (c. 1914 American writer, 1842-)

"A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned." Paul Newman (American actor, 1925-2008)

"The less you bet, the more you lose when you win." Bob Nastanovich (American musician , 1967-)

"Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house." Tommy Cooper (British comedian, 1921-84)

"Poker is a hard way to make an easy living." Doyle Brunson (American poker player, 1933-)

"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle." Mitch Hedberg (American comedian, 1968-2005)

"Rowe's Rule: the odds are five to six that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train." Paul Dickson (American writer, 1939-)

"Never give a sucker an even break." W. C. Fields (American humorist, 1880-1946)

"Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people." W. C. Fields (American humorist, 1880-1946)

"There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it and when he can."

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