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Funny Quotations about Gardening

quotations about gardening

Welcome to the beautiful world of gardening, where nature's splendour unfolds in our own backyard. Gardening is a therapeutic and rewarding pursuit that allows us to connect with the earth, nurture life, and create a haven of beauty and tranquillity. From planting seeds to watching flowers bloom, tending to a garden is a labour of love that brings joy, relaxation, and a sense of accomplishment. In this compilation, we celebrate the wonders of gardening by presenting a collection of funny quotations that capture the humour, challenges, and delightful moments that come with cultivating the soil. So, grab your gardening gloves, dust off your trowel, and get ready to dig into the lighter side of gardening.

Get ready to cultivate laughter as we present a compilation of funny quotations about gardening. While gardening is a serene and fulfilling activity, it's not without its fair share of humorous moments. From comical encounters with mischievous pests and battles with stubborn weeds to amusing observations about the trials and triumphs of green thumbs, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the art of gardening.

"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need." Marcus Tullius Cicero (Roman statesman, 106-43 BC)

"Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them." A. A. Milne (English writer, 1882-1956)

"Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you." Richard Brinsley Sheridan (Irish dramatist and Whig politician, 1751-1816)

"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered." Ralph Waldo Emerson (American philosopher and poet, 1803-82)

"Gardens are not made by singing 'Oh, how beautiful,' and sitting in the shade." Rudyard Kipling (English writer and poet, 1865-1936)

The garden suggests there might be a place where we can meet *nature halfway.*each other.*on Saturdays.* Michael Pollan (American author, 1955-)

"Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get." H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (American author, 1940-)

"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows." Doug Larson (American journalist and editor, 1926-12017)

Garden as though you will live *forever.*in it.*somewhere else.* William Kent (English architect, 1685-1748

"A weed is but an unloved flower." Ella Wheeler Wilcox (American author and poet, 1850-1919)

"Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are." Alfred Austin (English poet, 1835-1913)

A lawn is nature under *totalitarian rule.*pressure.*the moon of love.* Michael Pollan (American author, 1955-)

"Everyone with a garden, however small, should have a few acres of woodland." Anon

"Gardening: Eleven months' hard work and one month's acute disappointment." John Heathcoat-Amory (British politician, 1829-1914)

"What a man needs in gardening is a cast iron back, with a hinge in it." Charles Dudley Warner (American writer, 1829-1900)

"Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next, and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all." Katharine Whitehorn (English journalist, 1928-)

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