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Quotations about Gifts


Welcome to the wonderful world of gift-giving, where tokens of love, appreciation, and celebration bring joy to both the giver and the recipient. Giving gifts is a universal gesture that spans cultures, occasions, and relationships, serving as a way to express emotions, strengthen bonds, and create lasting memories. From birthdays to holidays, anniversaries to special milestones, finding the perfect gift can be an art in itself. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of gift-giving, presenting a collection of funny quotations that highlight the amusing, quirky, and sometimes unexpected moments that come with selecting and exchanging gifts. So, get ready to unwrap laughter and delve into the delightful world of gifting.

It's time to add a touch of humor to the art of gift-giving! In this collection, we bring you a compilation of funny quotations that capture the whimsical, ironic, and amusing aspects of selecting and receiving gifts. From comical anecdotes about the challenges of finding the perfect present to humorous observations on the surprises that come wrapped in shiny paper, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the joy and occasional absurdity of gift-giving

quotations about gifts

"Your children need your presence more than your presents." Jesse Jackson (American politician, 1941-)

"Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers." Garth Brooks (American singer, 1962-)

"Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." Walter Benjamin (German philosopher and critic, 1892-1940)

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are *excessive.*cheap.*pre-determined.* Antisthenes (Greek philosopher, 445-365 BC)

*Memories*Diamonds*Drugs* are the best gifts of all. Gloria Gaither (American author, 1942-)

"The best gift you can give yourself is the gift of possibility." Paul Newman (American actor, 1925-2008)

"The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it." Marge Piercy (American author, 1936-)

"Expressing gratitude to others is a gift to them. Experiencing gratitude is a gift to yourself." Michael Josephson (American law professor, 1942-)

A wonderful gift may not be wrapped *as you expect.*very well.*at all.* Jonathan Lockwood Huie (American writer, 1910-1986)

"The best gifts come from the heart, not the store." Sarah Dessen (American novelist, 1970-)

Don't wait until people are dead to give them *flowers.*your phone number.*a black eye.* Sean Covey (American businessman, 1964-)

"Time, as far as my father was concerned, was a gift you gave to other people." Michelle Obama (first lady of the United States, 1964-)

"At the deepest level, there is no giver, no gift, and no recipient... only the universe rearranging itself." Jon Kabat-Zinn (American medical professor, 1944-)

"How do you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer." Anon

"I like it when you forget to give me presents. It makes me feel like we're married." Abe Burrows (American librettist, 1910-85)

"Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts." Nan Robertson (American journalist, 1926-2009)

"From my experience of life, I believe my personal motto should be 'Beware of men bearing flowers.'" Muriel Spark (British novelist, 1918-2006)

What do you give to the man who's *had everyone?*got everything?*never there?* Alana Stewart (American actress, 1945-) talking about ex-husband Rod Stewart

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