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Funny Quotations about Hair

quotations about hair

Hair is more than just a feature of our physical appearance; it holds cultural, social, and personal significance. From the lengths we go to style our hair to the unique characteristics that make each person's mane distinct, hair plays a prominent role in our identities and how we present ourselves to the world. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of hair, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, quirky, and relatable aspects of our relationship with our tresses. So, grab a brush, fluff your locks, and get ready to delve into the whimsical world of hair.

Get ready to let your hair down and have a good laugh as we present a compilation of funny quotations about hair. Our locks can be a source of pride, frustration, and endless styling possibilities. From humorous remarks about bad hair days and wild hairdos to witty observations on the obsession with haircare products and the often comical experiences we have at the hair salon, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and sometimes absurd nature of our relationship with our hair.

"A hair in the head is worth two in the brush." Oliver Herford (English-born American humorist, 1863-1935)

"Gorgeous hair is the best revenge." Ivana Trump (Czech former wife of Donald Trump, 1949-)

"There's many a man has more hair than wit." William Shakespeare (English dramatist, 1564-1616)

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"Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair." Brian Clough (English football manager, 1935-2004)

"When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn." Mark Twain (American writer, 1835-1910)

"If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle." Hillary Rodham Clinton (American lawyer and Democratic politician, 1947-)

"Some girls do a messy ponytail and look like a princess. I do a messy ponytail and look like a founding father." Anon

"So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
"You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?" Frank Zappa (American rock musician, 1940-93)

A woman who cuts her hair is about to *change her life.*walk her dog.*divorce her husband.* Coco Chanel (French fashion designer, 1883-1971)

"If your hair is done properly and you have on good shoes, you can get away with anything." Iris Apfel (American fashion icon, 1921-)

"In silence." Archelaus (Macedonian king, 23BC-AD18) when asked how he would like his hair cut.

"I have learned – and this may be the most important thing I say to you today – hair matters. Pay attention to your hair because everyone else will." Hillary Rodham Clinton (American politician, 1947-)

"Not having to *worry*comb*wash* about your hair any more is the secret upside of death." Nora Ephron (American screenwriter and director, 1941-2012)

"Ronald Reagan doesn't dye his hair. He's just prematurely orange." Gerald Ford (American Republican statesman, 1909-2006)

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