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Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Hair

As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.

Here are some funny and poignant quotations about hair. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.

  • "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
  • "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
If you are looking to make a fuller speech about hair, then below this selection of quotations are three funny themes and three serious themes on the topic of hair that might help trigger some ideas for your speech or text.
quotations about hair

"A hair in the head is worth two in the brush." Oliver Herford (English-born American humorist, 1863-1935)

"Gorgeous hair is the best revenge." Ivana Trump (Czech former wife of Donald Trump, 1949-)

"There's many a man has more hair than wit." William Shakespeare (English dramatist, 1564-1616)

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"Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair." Brian Clough (English football manager, 1935-2004)

"When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn." Mark Twain (American writer, 1835-1910)

"If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle." Hillary Rodham Clinton (American lawyer and Democratic politician, 1947-)

"Some girls do a messy ponytail and look like a princess. I do a messy ponytail and look like a founding father." Anon

"So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
"You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?" Frank Zappa (American rock musician, 1940-93)

A woman who cuts her hair is about to *change her life.*walk her dog.*divorce her husband.* Coco Chanel (French fashion designer, 1883-1971)

"If your hair is done properly and you have on good shoes, you can get away with anything." Iris Apfel (American fashion icon, 1921-)

"In silence." Archelaus (Macedonian king, 23BC-AD18) when asked how he would like his hair cut.

"I have learned – and this may be the most important thing I say to you today – hair matters. Pay attention to your hair because everyone else will." Hillary Rodham Clinton (American politician, 1947-)

"Not having to *worry*comb*wash* about your hair any more is the secret upside of death." Nora Ephron (American screenwriter and director, 1941-2012)

"Ronald Reagan doesn't dye his hair. He's just prematurely orange." Gerald Ford (American Republican statesman, 1909-2006)

Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Hair

Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to hair. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.

Funny Themes:

  1. Bad Hair Days: Hilarious Hair Mishaps
    • Share amusing stories and photos of bad hair days, highlighting the humorous side of hair disasters and styling gone wrong.
  2. Crazy Hairstyles: The Funniest and Most Outlandish Looks
    • Highlight some of the funniest and most outrageous hairstyles people have tried, showcasing the creativity and boldness in hair fashion.
  3. Barber Shop Banter: Laugh-Out-Loud Moments in the Salon
    • Explore humorous anecdotes from barber shops and salons, emphasizing the funny interactions and unexpected moments that happen while getting a haircut.

Serious Themes:

  1. The History of Hairstyles: Trends Through the Ages
    • Discuss the history and evolution of hairstyles, tracing the development of hair trends from ancient times to modern day.
  2. Hair and Identity: The Role of Hair in Self-Expression
    • Address the significance of hair in personal and cultural identity, exploring how hairstyles can reflect individuality, heritage, and social status.
  3. Hair Care and Health: Maintaining Healthy Locks
    • Explore the importance of hair care and provide tips for maintaining healthy hair, discussing the impact of diet, products, and proper grooming techniques.

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