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Quotations about Health


Health is a precious asset that encompasses physical, mental, and emotional dimensions, influencing our quality of life and overall happiness. It is an ongoing journey of self-care, resilience, and making choices that promote optimal well-being. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of health, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the humorous, relatable, and sometimes absurd aspects of our quest for a healthy lifestyle. So, put on your workout gear, grab a green smoothie, and get ready to laugh as we delve into the lighter side of health.

Laughter is the best medicine, and in this compilation, we bring you a collection of funny quotations about health. While health is a serious matter, it's also filled with amusing moments, relatable struggles, and humorous insights. From comical observations about diet and exercise to witty remarks on the challenges of staying healthy in a fast-paced world, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on our quest for well-being.

quotations about health

"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that." Anon

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." Demetri Martin (American comedian, 1973-)

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it." Joan Rivers (American comedienne, 1933-)

"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times." Mark Twain (American writer, 1835-1910)

"Let’s have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle." Earl Blumenauer (American politician, 1948-)

"You know my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular." Goodman Ace (American humorist, 1899-1982)

"I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side." Douglas Adams (English science-fiction writer, 1952-2001)

"I feel as young as I ever did, apart from the occasional heart attack." Robert Benchley (American humorist, 1889-1945)

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that either." Jack Benny (American comedian, 1894-1974)

"In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life." George Best (Northern Irish footballer, 1946-2005)

"In the face of such overwhelming statistical possibilities, hypochondria has always seemed to me to be the only rational position to take on life." John Diamond (British journalist, 1953-2001)

"Health: What my friends are always drinking to before they fall down." Phyllis Diller (American actress, 1917-2012)

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." Jackie Mason (American comedian, 1931-)

"Hypochondria is the one disease I haven't got." David Renwick (author and producer, 1951-) and Andrew Marshall (comedy screenwriter, 1951-)

"A man is as old as his arteries." Thomas Sydenham (English physician, 1624-89)

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