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Funny Quotations about Jewellery

quotations about jewellery

Jewellery has captivated humanity for centuries, serving as a symbol of status, beauty, and personal expression. From sparkling diamonds and lustrous pearls to intricately designed gold and silver pieces, jewellery holds a special place in our hearts and has the power to evoke emotions and make lasting impressions. Whether worn as a statement piece, passed down through generations, or given as a cherished gift, jewellery carries stories, memories, and a touch of enchantment. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of jewellery, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, whimsical, and sometimes extravagant aspects of adorning ourselves with precious adornments. So, put on your favorite baubles, embrace the sparkle, and let's journey into the world of laughter and luxury.

Prepare to sparkle with laughter as we present a compilation of funny quotations about jewellery. While jewellery is often associated with elegance and sophistication, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of adornments and gems. From witty remarks on the love-hate relationship with tangled necklaces to humorous reflections on the extravagance and symbolism of certain pieces, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of jewellery.

"I never understood girls who give away jewellery just because it came from an ex. I consider it compensation." Georgina Bloomberg (American equestrian, 1983-)

"I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back." Zsa Zsa Gabor (Hungarian-born actress, 1917-2016)

"Men with a pierced ear are well prepared for marriage. They've experienced *pain*love*war* and bought jewellery." Rita Rudner (American comedienne, 1953-)

"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put *diamonds*my things*signs* on the floor." Joan Rivers (American comedienne, 1933-)

"Jewellery is like *ice cream.*a joke.*breakfast.* There's always room for more." Anon

"You can't cry on a diamond's shoulder, and diamonds won't keep you warm at night, but they are sure fun when the sun shines." Elizabeth Taylor (English-born American actress, 1932-)

Trust and love are wonderful, but don't forget the *earrings.*money.*cooking.* Estee Lauder (American businesswoman, 1908-2004)

"A man's got two shots for jewellery: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring." John Mayer (American singer-songwriter, 1977-)

"Every engagement ring should have at least one diamond or there is something very wrong – with the ring and the relationship." Francis Boulle (British businessman, 1988-)

"You've got so much ice on your hands I could skate on them." John Curry (British skater, 1949-94)

"If I had my way, I'd wear jewellery, a great pair of heels and nothing else." Jada Pinkett Smith (American actress, 1971-)

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl *warm.*happy.*quiet.* Elizabeth Taylor (English-born American actress, 1932-)

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