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Quotations about Kissing


Kissing is a universal expression of affection, desire, and intimacy, transcending cultures, ages, and boundaries. It can convey a range of emotions, from tender love to passionate longing, and has the power to ignite sparks of joy and excitement. Whether it's a gentle peck on the cheek, a passionate lip-lock, or a playful Eskimo kiss, kissing is an act that can bring people closer and create unforgettable moments. In this compilation, we explore the lighter side of kissing, presenting a collection of funny quotations that touch upon the amusing, endearing, and sometimes silly aspects of this beloved gesture. So, pucker up, embrace the laughter, and let's embark on a journey filled with kisses and laughter.

Get ready to smile as we present a compilation of funny quotations about kissing. While kissing is often associated with romance, love, and tender moments, there are moments of levity, irony, and playful observation that arise when exploring the world of lip-locks and smooches. From witty remarks on the art of kissing to humorous reflections on the mishaps and unexpected encounters, these quotes offer a lighthearted perspective on the whimsical and often comical aspects of locking lips.

quotations about kissing

"To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse." E. Y. Harburg (American songwriter, 1898-1981)

"I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?" Anon

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?" Anon

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." Albert Einstein (German-born theoretical physicist, 1879-1955)

"The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child." J. H. Oldham (Scottish missionary, 1874-1969)

"If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt." Jane Carlyle (wife of Thomas Carlyle, 1801-66)

"Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it." Bernard Meltzer (American radio host, 1916-1998)

"A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth, and endures the rest." Helen Rowland (American writer, 1875-1950)

"We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine." Eduardo Galeano (Uruguayan journalist, 1940-2015)

"I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out. I love frogs." Cameron Diaz (American actress, 1972-)

"What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. After you do, he'll never phone you." Hal David (American songwriter, 1921-2012)

"Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt." Rudyard Kipling (English writer and poet, 1865-1936)

"I wasn't kissing her. I was just whispering in her mouth." Chico Marx (American film comedian, 1891-1961)

"A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know." Mistinguett (French actress, 1875-1956)

"I smoked my first cigarette and kissed my first woman on the same day. I have never had time for tobacco since." Arturo Toscanini (Italian conductor, 1867-1957)

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