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Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Letters

As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.

Here are some funny and poignant quotations about letters. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.

  • "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
  • "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
If you are looking to make a fuller speech about letters, then below this selection of quotations are three funny themes and three serious themes on the topic of letters that might help trigger some ideas for your speech or text.
quotations about letters

"I love writing letters. It's like sending a hug in an envelope." Anon

Letter-writing is the only device for combining solitude with *good company.*ink.*your enemies.* Lord Byron (English poet, 1788-1824)

"I'm not a great letter writer, but I am a great emailer. Does that count?" Ellen DeGeneres (American comedian and actress, 1958-)

"Letter writing is the only way to send a *kiss*a cheque*a punch* through the post." Anon

"Getting a letter in the mail is like finding a $20 bill in your pants pocket. It's a nice surprise that never gets old." Anon

"The only thing better than receiving a letter is receiving a letter with a surprise check inside." Anon

Opening a letter is like opening a present, except the surprise is never *socks.*a puppy.*nice.* Anon

"Receiving a letter is like getting a glimpse into another person's world, without having to leave your own couch." Anon

"Getting a letter is the adult equivalent of finding a *golden ticket*fly*hazel nut* in a chocolate bar." Anon

"I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one." Goodman Ace (American humorist, 1899-1982)

"One of the pleasures of reading *old*my*boring* letters is the knowledge that they need no answer." Lord Byron (English poet, 1788-1824)

"Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)." Noel Coward (English dramatist, actor, and composer, 1899-1973) using Lawrence's military number

"A man seldom puts his authentic self into a letter. He writes it to amuse a friend or to get rid of a social or business obligation, which is to say, a nuisance." H. L. Mencken (American journalist and literary critic, 1880-1956)

"I have made this [letter] longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter." Blaise Pascal (French mathematician, physicist, and moralist, 1623-62)

Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Letters

Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to letters. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.

Funny Themes:

  1. Funny Love Letters: Hilarious Attempts at Romance
    • Share amusing stories and excerpts from love letters that went hilariously wrong, highlighting the humor in heartfelt but awkward expressions of love.
  2. Strange and Quirky Letters: The Oddest Correspondences
    • Highlight some of the strangest and quirkiest letters ever written, showcasing the creativity and oddities found in historical and personal correspondence.
  3. Autocorrect Fails: When Technology Gets in the Way
    • Explore humorous anecdotes about autocorrect fails in digital letters and emails, emphasizing the funny and sometimes embarrassing moments created by technology.

Serious Themes:

  1. The Art of Letter Writing: A Timeless Form of Communication
    • Discuss the art and importance of letter writing, exploring how this timeless form of communication has conveyed emotions, ideas, and information across centuries.
  2. Historical Letters: Insights from the Past
    • Address the significance of historical letters, highlighting how personal correspondence has provided invaluable insights into historical events and personal experiences.
  3. Letters in the Digital Age: Adapting to Modern Communication
    • Explore the role of letters in the digital age, discussing how email and digital communication have transformed the way we write and send letters, while still preserving the essence of personal connection.

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