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Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Libraries

As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.

Here are some funny and poignant quotations about libraries. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.

  • "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
  • "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
If you are looking to make a fuller speech about libraries, then below this selection of quotations are three funny themes and three serious themes on the topic of libraries that might help trigger some ideas for your speech or text.
quotations about libraries

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." Frank Zappa (American rock musician, 1940-93)

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx (American film comedian, 1890-1977)

"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." Groucho Marx (American film comedian, 1890-1977)

"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face." Rodney Dangerfield (American comedian, 1921-2004)

"A library is thought in cold storage." Herbert Samuel (British Liberal politician, 1870-1963)

"An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them." Stephen Fry (English comedian, actor, and writer, 1957-)

"Whatever the cost of our libraries the cost is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation." Walter Cronkite (American broadcaster, 1916-2009)

"A truly great library has something in it to *offend*please*surprise* everyone." Anon

"Being nice to the librarian means the difference between the right answer and a wrong one." Anon

"They'll sack you."
"They daren't. I reorganized the Main Index. When I die, the secret dies with me." Alan Ayckbourn (English dramatist, 1939-)

"If you file your waste-paper basket for 50 years, you have a public library." Tony Benn (British Labour politician, 1925-)

"There is nowhere in the world where sleep is so deep as in the libraries of the House of Commons." Chips Channon (American-born British Conservative politician, 1897-1958)

"I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library." F. Scott Fitzgerald (American novelist, 1896-1940)

Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Libraries

Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to libraries. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.

Funny Themes:

  1. Funny Love Letters: Hilarious Attempts at Romance
    • Share amusing stories and excerpts from love letters that went hilariously wrong, highlighting the humor in heartfelt but awkward expressions of love.
  2. Strange and Quirky Letters: The Oddest Correspondences
    • Highlight some of the strangest and quirkiest letters ever written, showcasing the creativity and oddities found in historical and personal correspondence.
  3. Autocorrect Fails: When Technology Gets in the Way
    • Explore humorous anecdotes about autocorrect fails in digital letters and emails, emphasizing the funny and sometimes embarrassing moments created by technology.

Serious Themes:

  1. The Art of Letter Writing: A Timeless Form of Communication
    • Discuss the art and importance of letter writing, exploring how this timeless form of communication has conveyed emotions, ideas, and information across centuries.
  2. Historical Letters: Insights from the Past
    • Address the significance of historical letters, highlighting how personal correspondence has provided invaluable insights into historical events and personal experiences.
  3. Letters in the Digital Age: Adapting to Modern Communication
    • Explore the role of letters in the digital age, discussing how email and digital communication have transformed the way we write and send letters, while still preserving the essence of personal connection.

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