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Quotations about Life


Life is full of challenges. From the moment we are born, we are faced with obstacles and difficulties that we must overcome in order to grow and thrive. These challenges come in many different forms, and they can be physical, emotional, or mental. Some are small and easy to overcome, while others are complex and seem insurmountable.

No matter what form they take, life's challenges can be both daunting and overwhelming. They can leave us feeling lost, confused, and uncertain about our ability to overcome them. However, it is important to remember that challenges are a natural part of life, and that they are an opportunity for us to learn, grow, and develop resilience. Whether we are dealing with a personal crisis, a difficult relationship, a health issue, or a financial problem, there are always ways to overcome life's challenges. It may require patience, persistence, and a willingness to try new things, but with the right mindset and support, we can overcome even the toughest obstacles.

So if you're feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges, take comfort from these quotations, knowing that people have felt the same since time immemorial.

quotations about life

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." Anon

Life is like a pencil. Sometimes you need to sharpen it to *get the point.*draw conclusions.*write clearly.* Anon

"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you." Anon

AI image of Anonymous in the style of Salvador Dali

Life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I'll *laugh at you.*cry with you.*buy you a beer.* Anon

"Life is like a camera. Focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot." Anon

"I don't have a midlife crisis. I'm having midlife celebrations." Anon

AI image of Anonymous in the style of Claude Monet

"Life is like a refrigerator. You never know what's inside until you open it." Anon

"I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones. That's why they're called *cell*mobile*ear* phones." Anon

"I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off." Anon

AI image of Anonymous in the style of Pablo Picasso

"Life is too short to waste time on things that don't make you happy... like going to the gym." Anon

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure." Anon

"I'm not weird. I'm just limited edition." Anon

"Life itself is a universally fatal sexually transmitted disease." Petr Skrabanek (professor of medicine, 1940-94)

"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." Fran Lebowitz (American writer, 1946-)

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a *horrible warning.*a bad one.*yourself and enjoy it.* Catherine Aird (English writer, 1930-)

"I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable." Woody Allen (American film director, writer, and actor, 1935-)

Life doesn't imitate art. It imitates *bad television.*modern art.*nothing.* Woody Allen (American film director, writer, and actor, 1935-)

"Nothing matters very much and very few things matter at all." Arthur James Balfour (British Conservative statesman, 1848-1930)

"It's a funny old world – a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive." Walter de Leon and Paul M. Jones screenwriters

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving." Albert Einstein (German-born theoretical physicist, 1879-1955)

"All men are equal – all men, that is to say, who possess umbrellas." E. M. Forster (English novelist, 1879-1970)

"Just when you've squared up to the solemn realization that life is a bitch, it turns round and does something nice, just to confuse you." Tom Holt (English novelist, 1961-)

"Life is just one *damned thing*disaster*beer* after another." Elbert Hubbard (American writer, 1859-1915)

"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another – it's one damn thing over and over." Edna St Vincent Millay (American poet, 1892-1950)

"For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance." Mignon McLaughlin (American writer, 1913-83)

"The living are the dead on holiday." Maurice Maeterlinck (Belgian poet, dramatist, and essayist, 1862-1949)

"There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning, and yearning." Christopher Morley (American writer, 1890-1957)

"Today's *tears*efforts*stars* are tomorrow's yawn." Matthew Parris (British journalist, 1949-)

"There are few things in this world more reassuring than an unhappy lottery winner." Tony Parsons (English writer, 1953-)

"You're born naked and the rest is drag." RuPaul (American drag queen, 1960-)

"I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far." Neil Simon (American dramatist, 1927-)

"Life is a gamble at terrible odds – if it was a bet, you wouldn't take it." Tom Stoppard (British dramatist, 1937-)

"Oh, isn't life a terrible thing? Thank God." Dylan Thomas (Welsh poet, 1914-53)

"We're all in this together – by ourselves." Lily Tomlin (American comedienne and actress, 1939-)

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