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Funny Quotations about Lifestyle

quotations about lifestyle

The term 'lifestyle' encompasses the myriad ways we choose to live our lives. It reflects our values, aspirations, habits, and priorities, shaping our health, happiness, relationships, and even our impact on the world. From the foods we consume, to the physical activities we engage in, to the ways we spend our free time, our lifestyle choices are a significant determinant of our overall wellbeing and satisfaction in life.

The following collection of quotations offers a variety of perspectives on the concept of lifestyle. They originate from health experts advocating for better choices, successful individuals sharing their routines, philosophers musing on the art of living, and everyday individuals reflecting on their lifestyle journey. These quotations illuminate the power of lifestyle choices, the importance of balance, the value of health, and the quest for a fulfilled life.

These witty quotations invite you to reflect on your own lifestyle, inspiring you to make choices that align with your personal goals, promote your wellbeing, and contribute positively to the world around you. Whether you're a wellness enthusiast, a life coach, or simply someone seeking a healthier and more balanced life, these funny quotations provide valuable insights and motivations for the continuous journey of lifestyle improvement.

"Never try to keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level." Quentin Crisp (English writer, 1908-99)

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." Steven Wright (American comedian, 1955-)

"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." Phyllis Diller (American actress, 1917-2012)

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." Charles Lamb (English writer, 1775-1834)

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeneres (American comedian and actress, 1958-)

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." Tommy Cooper (British comedian, 1921-84)

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." Erma Bombeck (American humorist, 1927-96)

"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." Jerome K. Jerome (English writer, 1859-1927)

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" Edgar Bergen (American ventriloquist, 1903-1978)

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." Charles Lamb (English writer, 1775-1834)

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." Thomas Jefferson (American president, 1743-1826)

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." Thomas Alva Edison (American inventor, 1847-1931)

"Some people are so lazy, they don't even finish their sen..." Bill Murray (American actor, 1950-)

"Have fun. And go home when you're tired." George Abbott (American director, 1887-1995)

"What is the secret of my long life? I really don't know – cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women!" Henry Allingham (English airman, 1896-2009) the oldest British survivor of the First World War

"Do unto others before they do unto you." Anon

"The only thing I regret about my life is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes – only sooner." Tallulah Bankhead (American actress, 1903-68)

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." Albert Einstein (German-born theoretical physicist, 1879-1955)

"Most people die without ever having lived. Luckily for them, they don't realize it." Henrik Ibsen (Norwegian dramatist, 1828-1906)

"You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough." Frank Sinatra (American singer and actor, 1915-98)

"As life goes on, don't you find that all you need is about two real friends, a regular supply of books, and a peke [Chinese breed of small dog]?" P. G. Wodehouse (English writer, 1881-1975)

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