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Funny Quotations about Love

quotations about love

Love, the most intricate and captivating of emotions, has transcended time and cultures, leaving an indelible mark on human existence. It has inspired poets, philosophers, and ordinary individuals alike to contemplate its profound depths and boundless expressions. From the intense passion of a newfound romance to the enduring devotion of lifelong companionship, love encompasses a spectrum of emotions, experiences, and connections that shape our lives in extraordinary ways.

In our quest to unravel the mysteries of love, we often turn to the power of words. Throughout history, great minds have sought to capture the essence of love's essence in succinct and poignant quotations. These distilled nuggets of wisdom encapsulate the complexities of the human heart, inviting us to reflect on our own experiences, celebrate the joys, navigate the challenges, and seek a deeper understanding of this enigmatic force that moves us all.

Within this collection of quotations, we embark on a journey across time and space, as profound thoughts and heartfelt musings come together to paint a mosaic of love's multifaceted nature. From the grand gestures to the subtle nuances, from the ecstasy of love's heights to the pangs of its absence, these quotations offer glimpses into the vast tapestry of human emotions, illuminating the profound impact love has on our lives. So, let us embark on this exploration of love's vast realm, guided by the wisdom of those who have come before us.

"Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life." Anon

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"Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock." Jewish Proverb

"Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house." Anon

"Love is the only thing that can turn a sane person into an emoji-spamming maniac." Anon

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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from *another.*you.*your mother.* H. L. Mencken (American journalist and literary critic, 1880-1956)

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

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"Love is being *stupid*rich*content* together." Paul Valery (French poet and philosopher, 1871-1945)

"Love is never having to say 'I Googled you before our first date.'" Chelsea Handler (American comedienne and writer, 1975-)

"Love is finding someone who snores like a chainsaw but still manages to be your lullaby." Anon

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"Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." George Burns (American comedian, 1896-1996)

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." Jules Renard (French novelist and dramatist, 1864-1910)

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to *annoy*be with*sleep with* for the rest of your life." Rita Rudner (American comedienne and writer, 1953-)

"Love is *sharing*hiding*throwing* your popcorn." Charles Schultz (American cartoonis, 1922-2000)

"Love is a *two-way street*cake*bridge* constantly under construction." Carroll Bryant (author, DOB unknown)

"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." Richard Pryor (American actor, 1940-2005)

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear *bells*voices*angels* get your ears checked." Erich Segal (American author, 1937-2010)

"It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes." Lucille Ball (American actress, 1911-89)

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh#t." Stephen K. Amos (British comedian, 1967-)

"Love thy neighbor...and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier." Mae West (American actress, 1892-1980)

"Love is the only kind of *fire*accident*disaster* which is never covered by insurance." Anon

"Even logical positivists are capable of love." A. J. Ayer (English philosopher, 1910-89)

"The test for true love is whether you can endure the thought of cutting your sweetheart's toe-nails." W. N. P. Barbellion (English diarist, 1889-1919)

"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous, that you realize just how much you love them." Agatha Christie (English writer, 1890-1976)

"The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end." Benjamin Disraeli (British Tory statesman and novelist, 1804-81)

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun." Matt Groening (American humorist and satirist, 1954-)

"Love's like the measles – all the worse when it comes late in life." Douglas Jerrold (English dramatist and journalist, 1803-57)

"Tell me, George, if you had to do it all over would you fall in love with yourself again." Oscar Levant (American pianist, 1906-72) to George Gershwin

"Love's a disease. But curable." Rose Macaulay (English novelist, 1881-1958)

"Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt." Dorothy Parker (American critic and humorist, 1893-1967)

"Love conquers all things – except poverty and toothache." Mae West (American film actress, 1892-1980)

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