Quotations about Memory
Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Memory
As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.Here are some funny and poignant quotations about memory. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.
- "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
- "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
"The older I get, the better I used to be." John McEnroe (American tennis player, 1959-)
"Memory is the *diary*pain*calendar* we all carry about with us." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)
"I have a *photographic*bad*great* memory, but unfortunately, I always forget to bring the film." Anon
My memory is so bad, I can't even remember *what I forgot.*where I live.*who you are.* Anon
"I remember the days when I had a good memory, but I can't remember what I did with it." Anon
"My memory is so bad, I sometimes forget my own jokes." Anon
"I remember the good old days when I could remember things." Anon
"My memory is so bad, I need a reminder just to remember to set a reminder." Anon
"I remember when I was young and had a great memory, but then I got old and forgot where I put it." Anon
"My memory is so bad, I can't even remember the punchline to this joke." Anon
"I remember the good old days when I could remember what I ate for breakfast." Anon
"My memory is like a *library*sieve*an egg timer* – full of books, but I can never find the one I'm looking for." Anon
"Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, and the things you never want to lose." Anon
"Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events." Albert Einstein (German-born theoretical physicist, 1879-1955)
"Memory is the treasury and guardian of all things." Cicero (Roman philosopher, 106-79 BC)
"Memory is the scribe of the soul." Aristotle Onassis (Greek businessman, 1906-75)
Memory is the power to *gather roses in winter.*remember your enemies.*see the past.* Anon
The fondest memory I have is not of the Goons, but a girl called Julia with *enormous breasts.*bucked teeth.*a beautiful smile.* Spike Milligan (Irish comedian, 1918-2002)
"The selective memory isn't selective enough." Blake Morrison (English poet, 1950-)
Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Memory
Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to memory. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.Funny Themes:
- Memory Mishaps: Hilarious Forgetful Moments
- Share amusing stories of memory mishaps and forgetful moments, highlighting the humor in everyday lapses of memory.
- Memory Games: Funny and Frustrating Challenges
- Highlight some of the funniest and most frustrating memory games or challenges people face, showcasing the comedic side of memory exercises.
- Misplaced Memories: Funny Stories of Misremembering
- Explore humorous anecdotes about misremembering events, names, or details, emphasizing the funny and sometimes embarrassing consequences of memory lapses.
Serious Themes:
- The Science of Memory: Understanding How We Remember
- Discuss the science behind memory, exploring how memories are formed, stored, and recalled, and the factors that influence memory retention and recall.
- Memory and Aging: Challenges and Strategies
- Address the effects of aging on memory, discussing common challenges such as forgetfulness and cognitive decline, and strategies to maintain cognitive health.
- Memories of Significance: The Impact of Important Memories
- Explore how significant memories shape our identities and experiences, discussing the emotional and psychological impact of cherished or traumatic memories.
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