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Quotations about Memory


Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to embark on a fascinating expedition through the labyrinth of memory. Our memories are the tapestries that weave together the fabric of our lives, preserving moments of joy, sorrow, and everything in between. In this thought-provoking journey, we'll delve into the quirks, mysteries, and occasional hilarity that accompany our recollections.

Through an insightful collection of witty quotations, we'll explore the intricate workings of our minds, the selective nature of memory, and the humorous anecdotes that arise from the sometimes unpredictable nature of remembering. So, fasten your seatbelts, engage your neurons, and get ready to traverse the captivating landscapes of memory, where forgetting can be comical, remembering can be poignant, and laughter becomes a celebration of the human experience.

quotations about memory

"The older I get, the better I used to be." John McEnroe (American tennis player, 1959-)

"Memory is the *diary*pain*calendar* we all carry about with us." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

"I have a *photographic*bad*great* memory, but unfortunately, I always forget to bring the film." Anon

My memory is so bad, I can't even remember *what I forgot.*where I live.*who you are.* Anon

"I remember the days when I had a good memory, but I can't remember what I did with it." Anon

"My memory is so bad, I sometimes forget my own jokes." Anon

"I remember the good old days when I could remember things." Anon

"My memory is so bad, I need a reminder just to remember to set a reminder." Anon

"I remember when I was young and had a great memory, but then I got old and forgot where I put it." Anon

"My memory is so bad, I can't even remember the punchline to this joke." Anon

"I remember the good old days when I could remember what I ate for breakfast." Anon

"My memory is like a *library*sieve*an egg timer* – full of books, but I can never find the one I'm looking for." Anon

"Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, and the things you never want to lose." Anon

"Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events." Albert Einstein (German-born theoretical physicist, 1879-1955)

"Memory is the treasury and guardian of all things." Cicero (Roman philosopher, 106-79 BC)

"Memory is the scribe of the soul." Aristotle Onassis (Greek businessman, 1906-75)

Memory is the power to *gather roses in winter.*remember your enemies.*see the past.* Anon

The fondest memory I have is not of the Goons, but a girl called Julia with *enormous breasts.*bucked teeth.*a beautiful smile.* Spike Milligan (Irish comedian, 1918-2002)

"The selective memory isn't selective enough." Blake Morrison (English poet, 1950-)

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