Quotations about Men and Women
Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Men and Women
As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.Here are some funny and poignant quotations about men and women. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.
- "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
- "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
"The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think." Anon
"If you catch a man, throw him back." Anon
I wouldn't be seen dead with a woman old enough to be my *wife.*mother.*daughter.* Tony Curtis (American actor, 1925-2010)
"Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends." Anon
"A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife when ladies are present." Anon
"In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman..." Nancy Astor (American-born British Conservative politician, 1879-1964)
"All women dress like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man ever does. That is his." Alan Bennett (English dramatist and actor, 1934-)
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little *pot belly and a bald spot.*toy poodle.*bit of self-respect.* Elayne Boosler (American comedian, 1952-)
"Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone." Lenny Bruce (American comedian, 1925-66)
"A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages – first an acquaintance, next a mistress, and only then a friend." Anton Chekhov (Russian dramatist and short-story writer, 1860-1904)
Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door, and I must admit, I still miss *him.*her.*his lawnmower.* Les Dawson (Englsih comedian, 1934-93)
"Men and women are like parallel universes. They may exist side by side, but their perspectives and thought processes can feel light-years apart." Anon
"Men are like remote controls, always searching for the perfect channel. Meanwhile, women are the living Netflix, offering a wide range of genres and emotional roller coasters." Anon
"Women are like fine wine, maturing with grace and complexity over time. Men, on the other hand, are more like instant ramen, satisfying but lacking in depth." Anon
"Men are like Swiss Army knives, equipped with a variety of tools for every situation. Women, on the other hand, are like multitasking machines, capable of handling multiple tasks simultaneously." Anon
"Men are like balloons, full of hot air and prone to sudden bursts of enthusiasm. Women, on the other hand, are the skilled balloon artists who can create beauty out of chaos." Anon
"Men are like shooting stars, bright and captivating in fleeting moments. Women, on the other hand, are the constellations, timeless and enchanting, guiding us through life's journey." Anon
"The feminist movement seems to have beaten the manners out of men, but I didn't see them put up a lot of resistance." Clarissa Dickson Wright (English chef and broadcaster, 1947-)
"If they ever invent a *vibrator*machine*robot* that can open pickle jars, we've had it." Jeff Green (English comedian, 1964-) on the bleak future facing men
"Women and cats do as they please, and men and dogs might as well relax to it." Robert Heinlein (American science fiction writer, 1907-88)
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's; she changes it more often." Oliver Herford (English-born American humorist, 1863-1935)
"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women." Nicole Hollander (American cartoonist, 1939-)
"No one will ever win the *battle of the sexes.*FA Cup.*election.* There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." Henry Kissinger (American politician, 1923-)
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." Jim Carrey (Canadian actor, 1962-)
Why do men like smart women? Because *opposites attract.*they can earn as well.*they can hold a conversation.* Kathy Lette (Australian writer, 1958-)
"Women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket." Anita Loos (American writer, 1893-1981)
"Men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them." Jay McInerney (American writer, 1955-)
"A little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable." Ogden Nash (American humorist, 1902-71)
"All my life I've loved a womanly woman and admired a manly man, but I never could stand a boily boy." Lord Rosebery (British Liberal statesman, 1847-1929)
"Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him 'Are we going to have sex again?' He said 'Yes, but not with each other'." Rita Rudner (American comedienne and writer, 1953-)
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support and *a little bit of freedom.*to look good.*something stylish.* Jerry Seinfeld (American comedian, 1954-)
Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Men and Women
Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to men and women. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.Funny Themes:
- Battle of the Sexes: Hilarious Gender Stereotypes
- Share humorous anecdotes or jokes that playfully highlight gender stereotypes and differences between men and women, emphasizing the humor in everyday misunderstandings.
- Relationship Comedy: Funny and Memorable Couple Dynamics
- Highlight some of the funniest and most memorable moments in relationships between men and women, showcasing the comedic side of romantic interactions and domestic life.
- Gender Benders: Role Reversals and Unexpected Twists
- Explore humorous scenarios of role reversals or unexpected twists in gender norms, discussing situations where traditional roles are reversed or subverted.
Serious Themes:
- Gender Equality: Striving for Balance and Respect
- Discuss the importance of gender equality, addressing issues such as equal opportunities, respect, and breaking down barriers and stereotypes that limit both men and women.
- Communication Between Genders: Bridging the Gap
- Address challenges and strategies for effective communication between men and women, discussing differences in communication styles, empathy, and understanding.
- Empowering Each Other: Building Stronger Relationships
- Explore ways to empower and support each other across genders, fostering mutual respect, collaboration, and appreciation for differences in perspectives and experiences.
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