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Funny Quotations about Middle Age

quotations about middle age

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a reflective journey into the captivating phase of life known as middle age. As we navigate this transformative period, we encounter a unique blend of wisdom, nostalgia, and the occasional hilarious moments that come with the territory. In this exploration, we'll celebrate the beauty of embracing the middle-aged years, where experiences intertwine with aspirations, and a newfound sense of self emerges.

Through a collection of quotations, we'll delve into the triumphs, challenges, and humorous observations that accompany this remarkable stage of life. So, let us embark on this voyage of self-discovery, where laughter and introspection harmonize, reminding us that middle age is not just a number but a rich tapestry of memories, aspirations, and the blossoming of a beautifully seasoned spirit.

"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you *hope it isn't for you.*hide.*leap up to answer it.* Ogden Nash (American humorist, 1902-71)

"Middle age is when you start thinking you should start doing the things you said you'd do when you were younger, but then you realize you can't remember what those things were." Anon

Middle age is when your age starts to show *around your middle.*in your diet.*you the way home.* Bob Hope (American comedian, 1903-2003)

"Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by 9pm." Anon

"Middle age is when you're not sure if you've pulled a muscle or just slept wrong." Anon

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the *toy.*taste.*price.* Anon

"Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one." Anon

"Middle age is when you can't remember the last time you weren't tired." Anon

"Middle age is when you're too old to be young and too young to be old." Anon

"Middle age is when you realize that you're no longer the prodigy you once were, and you're not yet the *legend*parent*patient* you're going to be." Anon

"Middle age is when you're tempted to start buying bigger pants just in case." Anon

"Middle age is when your kids start referring to your music as 'classic rock'." Anon

Middle age is when you start enjoying the peace and quiet of *an empty house.*the garden.*the airport.* Anon

"Middle age is when you're too old to be cool, but too young to be wise." Anon

"I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over." Woody Allen (American film director, writer, and actor, 1935-)

An Artificial Intelligence (AI) image of Woody Allen in the style of Pablo Picasso

"You are thirty-two. You are rapidly approaching the age when your body, whether it embarrasses you or not, begins to embarrass other people." Alan Bennett (English dramatist and actor, 1934-)

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus *VAT.*a bit.*interest.* Lionel Blair (British actor and dancer, 1936-)

"Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places." Eli Joseph Cossman (American inventor, 1918-2002)

She's discovered the secret of *perpetual middle age.*life.*a decent chocolate sponge.* Oscar Levant (American pianist, 1906-72) talking about Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up." Tom Stoppard (British dramatist, 1937-)

"From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash." Sophie Tucker (Russian-born American vaudeville artiste, 1884-1966)

"Youth is when you are allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you are forced to." Bill Vaughan (American columnist, 1915-77)

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