Quotations about Modern Life
Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Modern Life
As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.Here are some funny and poignant quotations about modern life. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.
- "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
- "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
"Modern technology is amazing. It allows us to waste time in ways we never thought possible." Bill Gates (American computer entrepreneur, 1955-)
"I used to be a people person, but then *people*old age*my partner* ruined it." Anon
"I miss the days when the only time my phone made a sound was when someone was actually calling me." Anon
"In the digital age, we're all just a bunch of *algorithms*Googlers*idiots* trying to find our soulmate." Anon
"I'm not sure if I'm living in the digital age or the age of digital overload." Anon
"The digital era has given us everything we never knew we needed, and nothing we actually want." Anon
"The digital era has made it easier than ever to connect with people...who don't want to be connected with you." Anon
"I don't always understand technology, but I do understand the panic that sets in when I can't find my phone." Anon
"I'm not addicted to social media. I just like to stalk people." Anon
"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes...but only on Instagram." Andy Warhol (American artist, 1928-1987)
My phone battery lasts longer than *most relationships*an hour.*a week.* these days. Anon
"I miss the good old days when selfies were just called 'pictures' and people had to ask strangers to take them." Anon
In the age of Google, ignorance is *a choice.*everywhere.*nowhere.* Anon
"I'm not sure if I'm depressed or just a millennial." Anon
"I've tried yoga, but I find it hard to stay Zen when I can't find my phone." Anon
I'm not procrastinating. I'm just prioritizing my *Netflix binge-watching.*to-do list.*priorities.* Anon
"I was going to conquer the world, but then I saw something shiny on my phone." Anon
"I've been on hold with tech support for so long, I think they're playing 'The Wheels on the Bus' just to mess with me." Anon
"I love technology, but only when it works. When it doesn't, I just want to throw it out the window." Anon
"I used to think I was smart, but then I got an Apple Watch and it told me to stand up every hour." Anon
What happens when the human body is completely submerged in water? The telephone rings. Anon
Facebook is for people who can't *face books.*read books.*hold a conversation.* Anon
"The other line moves faster." Anon
Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine. Robert C. Gallagher (American author and sports writer)
"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'" Conan O'Brien (American comedian and broadcaster, 1963-)
"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." Jerry Seinfeld (American comedian, 1954-)
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat." Lily Tomlin (American comedienne and actress, 1939-)
I'm the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman – in other words, a girl who can't get a man. Shelley Winters (American actress, 1922-2006)
Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Modern life
Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to modern life. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.Funny Themes:
- Technology Troubles: Hilarious Tech Fails
- Share amusing stories of technology mishaps or funny anecdotes about the challenges of navigating modern gadgets and devices, highlighting the humor in everyday tech struggles.
- Social Media Madness: The Funniest Online Moments
- Highlight some of the funniest and most memorable social media blunders or viral trends, showcasing the comedic side of digital interactions and online culture.
- Urban Jungle: Comical Tales of City Living
- Explore humorous anecdotes about life in the bustling city, discussing the quirks and challenges of modern urban living, from crowded commutes to quirky neighbors.
Serious Themes:
- Pace of Life: Navigating Stress and Burnout
- Discuss the impact of the fast-paced modern lifestyle on mental health and well-being, exploring strategies for managing stress, achieving work-life balance, and fostering resilience.
- Digital Disconnect: Balancing Connectivity and Real-Life Relationships
- Address the challenges of maintaining meaningful relationships in the digital age, discussing the importance of unplugging, fostering face-to-face connections, and setting boundaries.
- Environmental Awareness: Sustainable Living in the 21st Century
- Explore the importance of environmental consciousness and sustainable practices in modern life, discussing ways individuals can contribute to a healthier planet and future.
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