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Modern Life

Quotations about Modern Life

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Modern life is characterized by constant change, progress, and advancement in technology, culture, and social norms. With the advent of the internet, smartphones, and social media, the world has become more connected than ever before. This has opened up new opportunities for communication, education, and business, but has also brought new challenges such as information overload, privacy concerns, and social isolation. In today's fast-paced world, people are often juggling multiple responsibilities and demands, and the pressure to keep up with the latest trends and technologies can be overwhelming.

However, modern life also offers many benefits, such as greater access to information and resources, increased awareness of global issues, and the ability to connect with people from all over the world. As we continue to navigate the complexities of modern life, it's important to find a balance between embracing new technologies and traditions, and taking time to reflect and appreciate the world around us.

quotations about modern life

"Modern technology is amazing. It allows us to waste time in ways we never thought possible." Bill Gates (American computer entrepreneur, 1955-)

"I used to be a people person, but then *people*old age*my partner* ruined it." Anon

"I miss the days when the only time my phone made a sound was when someone was actually calling me." Anon

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"In the digital age, we're all just a bunch of *algorithms*Googlers*idiots* trying to find our soulmate." Anon

"I'm not sure if I'm living in the digital age or the age of digital overload." Anon

"The digital era has given us everything we never knew we needed, and nothing we actually want." Anon

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"The digital era has made it easier than ever to connect with people...who don't want to be connected with you." Anon

"I don't always understand technology, but I do understand the panic that sets in when I can't find my phone." Anon

"I'm not addicted to social media. I just like to stalk people." Anon

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"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes...but only on Instagram." Andy Warhol (American artist, 1928-1987)

My phone battery lasts longer than *most relationships*an hour.*a week.* these days. Anon

"I miss the good old days when selfies were just called 'pictures' and people had to ask strangers to take them." Anon

In the age of Google, ignorance is *a choice.*everywhere.*nowhere.* Anon

"I'm not sure if I'm depressed or just a millennial." Anon

"I've tried yoga, but I find it hard to stay Zen when I can't find my phone." Anon

I'm not procrastinating. I'm just prioritizing my *Netflix binge-watching.*to-do list.*priorities.* Anon

"I was going to conquer the world, but then I saw something shiny on my phone." Anon

"I've been on hold with tech support for so long, I think they're playing 'The Wheels on the Bus' just to mess with me." Anon

"I love technology, but only when it works. When it doesn't, I just want to throw it out the window." Anon

"I used to think I was smart, but then I got an Apple Watch and it told me to stand up every hour." Anon

What happens when the human body is completely submerged in water? The telephone rings. Anon

Facebook is for people who can't *face books.*read books.*hold a conversation.* Anon

"The other line moves faster." Anon

Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine. Robert C. Gallagher (American author and sports writer)

"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'" Conan O'Brien (American comedian and broadcaster, 1963-)

"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." Jerry Seinfeld (American comedian, 1954-)

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat." Lily Tomlin (American comedienne and actress, 1939-)

I'm the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman – in other words, a girl who can't get a man. Shelley Winters (American actress, 1922-2006)

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