Quotations about Musicians
Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Musicians
As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.Here are some funny and poignant quotations about musicians. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.
- "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
- "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
"I don't know anything about music. In my line, you don't have to." Elvis Presley (American singer and actor, 1935-1977)
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture." Anon
"All music is *folk*our*good* music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song." Louis Armstrong (American singer and jazz musician, 1901-71)
"I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same." Angus Young (Australian musician with AC/DC, 1955-)
Do it again on the next verse, and people think *you meant it.*you're daring.*you're tired.* Chet Atkins (American musician, 1924-2001)
"To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time." Leonard Bernstein (American conductor, 1918-1990)
"There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between." Thomas Beecham (English conductor, 1879-1961)
"I've been imitated so well, I've heard people *copy my mistakes.*call themselves Jimi.*buy Jimi wigs.* Jimi Hendrix (American rock musician, 1942-70)
"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself." Johann Sebastian Bach (German composer, 1685-1750)
"Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem; I have a police problem." Keith Richards (English rock musician, 1943-)
When I was a little boy, I told my dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." My dad said: "You can't do both, Son." Chet Atkins (American musician, 1924-2001)
Too many pieces of music finish too long after *the end.*the audience has left.*the show.* Igor Stravinsky (Russian composer, 1882-1971)
"There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead." Arthur Honegger (Swiss composer, 1892-1955)
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't *hear it.*play it.*joke about it.* Thomas Beecham (English conductor, 1879-1961)
"Why do we have to have all these third-rate foreign conductors around – when we have so many second-rate ones of our own?" Thomas Beecham (English conductor, 1879-1961)
"No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on *famine.*time.*the fairer sex.* He's been feeding off 'I Don't Like Mondays' for 30 years." Russell Brand (British comedian, 1975-)
"Tchaikovsky thought of committing suicide for fear of being discovered as a homosexual, but today, if you are a composer and not homosexual, you might as well put a bullet through your head." Sergei Diaghilev (Russian ballet impresario, 1872-1929)
"Do you play the guitar with your teeth?" HENDRIX: "No, with my ears." Jimi Hendrix (American rock musician, 1942-70)
"Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?" JOHN LENNON: "He's not even the best drummer in the band." John Lennon (English pop singer and songwriter, 1940-80)
Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Musicians
Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to musicians. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.Funny Themes:
- Rockstar Antics: Hilarious Tales from the Road
- Share amusing stories of musician mishaps or funny anecdotes about life on tour, highlighting the humor in backstage antics, fan interactions, or unexpected performances.
- Band Dynamics: The Funniest Bandmate Moments
- Highlight some of the funniest and most memorable bandmate moments, showcasing the comedic side of creative collaborations and musical partnerships.
- Musical Parodies: Hilarious Satires of Famous Musicians
- Explore humorous anecdotes or parodies of famous musicians or bands, discussing the laughter and satire in poking fun at iconic figures and their music.
Serious Themes:
- Musical Journey: Passion, Perseverance, and Success
- Discuss the personal journeys of musicians, highlighting their passion for music, perseverance through challenges, and achieving success in the competitive industry.
- Artistic Integrity: Balancing Creativity and Commercialism
- Address the challenges musicians face in maintaining artistic integrity while navigating commercial pressures and industry trends, discussing the importance of authenticity and creative freedom.
- Musical Influence: Impact on Culture and Society
- Explore the profound influence of musicians on culture and society, discussing how music shapes identities, movements, and social change.
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