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Funny Quotations about People

quotations about people

People. The beating heart of civilization, the wellspring of culture, and the architects of change. It is through our diverse experiences, shared dreams, and indomitable spirit that we collectively shape the course of history. From the nuances of individual character to the shared humanity that unites us, people remain a topic of endless fascination and profound reflection.

This collection of funny quotations offers a kaleidoscopic view of people - their strengths and weaknesses, triumphs and trials, hopes, fears, and the enduring spirit of resilience. These quotes capture the essence of human nature, the profound insights gleaned from our relationships, and the beauty of the human journey in all its shades. Whether you're seeking to understand yourself or the people around you better, these quotations provide a roadmap to the heart of what it means to be human. So, delve in and explore the multifaceted world of people, as seen through the lens of philosophers, writers, leaders, and thinkers from across the ages.

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." Eleanor Roosevelt (American humanitarian and diplomat, 1884-1962)

A people free to choose will always choose *peace.*lemons.*one another.* Ronald Reagan (American Republican statesman, 1911-2004)

"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time." Abraham Lincoln (American statesman, 1809-65)

People may hear your words, but they feel your *attitude.*knees.*warmth.* John C. Maxwell (American author, 1947-)

"Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75." Benjamin Franklin (American politician, inventor, and scientist, 1706-90)

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." Thomas A. Edison (American inventor, 1847-1931)

"I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers." Silvio Berlusconi (Italian statesman, 1936-)

"In defeat unbeatable: in victory unbearable." Winston Churchill (British Conservative statesman, 1874-1965) talking about Viscount Montgomery

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill (British Conservative statesman, 1874-1965) talking about Sir Stafford Cripps

"He's the guy that makes Liberace look like Clint Eastwood." Joan Rivers (American comedienne, 1933-) talking about Michael Jackson

"The lips, the lips! He could French kiss a moose or blow a tuba from both ends at the same time." Joan Rivers (American comedienne, 1933-) talking about Mick Jagger

"Her *body*drink*beauty* has gone to her head." Barbara Stanwyck (American actress, 1907-90) talking about Marilyn Monroe

A genius with the IQ of a *moron.*genius.*monkey.* Gore Vidal (American novelist and critic, 1925-2012) talking about Andy Warhol

"He's the kind of guy who would stop on his way down the aisle to get married to say hello to a pretty girl." Tammy Wynette (American singer, 1942-98) talking about Burt Reynolds

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