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Funny Quotations about Restaurants

quotations about restaurants

Restaurants are more than just places to satiate our hunger; they are stages where the drama of life unfolds over shared meals. They are where we celebrate milestones, forge new relationships, and indulge in the simple pleasures of good food and good company. From the humble charm of a roadside diner to the exquisite elegance of a Michelin-star establishment, restaurants encapsulate a universe of culinary experiences, diverse cultures, and human stories.

This collection of witty quotations takes you on a culinary journey through the world of restaurants. They capture the artistry of cuisine, the passion of chefs, the delight of tasting a well-prepared dish, and the myriad emotions that a dining experience can evoke. Whether you're a gourmand, a food industry professional, or someone who simply appreciates the joy of eating out, these funny quotations offer flavourful insights into the vibrant, ever-evolving landscape of restaurants. Let these words whet your appetite for the culinary adventures that await in the world's dining rooms.

"I went to a restaurant that was so bad, the menu had an apology on it." Anon

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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered *French Toast during the Renaissance.*ham and eggs for midnight.*a beer.* Steven Wright (American comedian, 1955-)

"I went to a restaurant where the food was so bad, I had to order a pizza for delivery to the table." Anon

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"I went to a restaurant that had a sign outside that said 'food poisoning free since yesterday'." Anon

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"I went to a restaurant that had a sign that said 'The customer is always right'. Except in this case, the customer was wrong for even coming here." Anon

"It's easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman." Federico Fellini (Italian filmmaker, 1920-1993)

In a restaurant, choose a table near *a waiter.*a window.*the kitchen.* Jewish Proverb

"Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan." Calvin Trillin (American writer, 1935-)

"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." George Carlin (American comedian, 1937-2008)

"A cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter." Morey Amsterdam (American comedian, 1908-1996)

"In Pakistan, anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders." Jimmy Fallon (American comedian, 1974-)

"Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them." P.G. Wodehouse (English author, 1881-1975)

"When you go to a restaurant, the less you know about *what happens in the kitchen*the food*the hygiene of the chef* the more you enjoy your meal." Jeffrey Wright (American actor, 1965-)

"It was the food. It was the food." Richard Harris (Irish actor, 1930-2002) to diners, while being stretchered from his suite at the Savoy when dying of cancer

"Avoid any restaurant where the waiter arrives with a handful of knives and forks just as you reach the punchline of your best story and says 'Which of you is having fish?'" John Mortimer (English writer and barrister, 1923-2009)

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